Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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I accidentally found it is Sophie86 not Ssophie69, so Imma take my hat and leave; this is not my home anymore.
 
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I’m tired of you taking flight when ever I ask you to do something or say I want to talk. So I’m leaving.
Bye
 
Jinxy, I am so very sorry to say this, but I can't handle the constant teasing. You walk around half naked, i say half because the goods are always covered. You keep them covered during sex, pulling your panties to the side isn't always fun. You are an awesome person but I just need more skin in my life. Best of luck and thanks for the cake. Yes, I took all of it.
 
Dude your not the guy I thought you were. You seemed cool, nice and respectful, but I see now your tractor means more to you than anyone else, so it's over. Plow away happily now your free :p
 
@Dogowar I was so excited to meet you but you wouldn't show me any other picture but your pfp I thought it was strange but met you anyway...turns out it's a dog mask that you just won't take off! I like petting you but would like a conversation that worked both ways...your barking mad and I have to end it here I'm sorry and hope you still get plenty of walks x
 
@LilithX I heard from a close friend that the moment of breaking up with someone, you in love with, has its unique feeling, so I thought of sharing it with ya; enjoy the moment;)
 
Dear @xyzrp

I'm pretty much sure you are cheating on me with your secretary. It's over.
Also, could you give me her number, she is really hot. Or let me at least watch?:rolleyes:

Slopps
 
@Slopps

I've actually been looking forward to this day. You sir, are to much of a gentleman for me, constantly dressing in your suits, bowing before me when I walk in the door, opening the car door so for me, and never swearing. I can open my own damn doors thank you very much, even when both my arms are broken due to the bear hug you insisted on giving me.

Now, I am a fan of star wars, you know that...but your "light saber" battles with me are really no contest, I'm bruised and battered to the point that I walk around like I was riding the saddle horn on an untamed horse. I must say that has been the least enjoyable thing for me.

Finally, the pictures...your insistence on the same pose for every picture makes me think you're more robot than man. You dehydrate yourself so your abs show more, and stand perfectly still for minutes with every click of the camera. You're determination shows, I only wished that same determination was shown for our relationship.

It is with only a tiny bit of sorrow...I bid you farewell. But really I'm glad to be back with women again, cause damn that thing hurts.

Someguy
 
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@CantBeTamed always said we would be besties forever but this long distance thing is hurting me to the core. I must go and ugly cry somewhere else.
 
Dear @LilithX,

You chastised me for breaking into your house last night, even though we are in a committed relationship. How is that even B&E? All I wanted was to borrow your photography equipment and okay, maybe some time in that bathroom of yours, for a photo shoot. Was that too much to ask?

Adios, baby.
 
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