Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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Get OFF me woman! You're like a shadow following me around the house and as soon as I'm comfortable, relaxed and settled you have to park your arse on me AGAIN! I have back problems, a need for personal space and will adopt a new fur baby if I want something alive constantly on top of me ffs! And it's not even that, your just ... weighing me down!!
 
Dear @ShyPlusSize
Discovering that you are plus shy while not getting sure about the size so far:rolleyes: made it hard for me to keep on living with you especially after you booby trapped the bed after I told ya yesterday "It is gonna be an unforgettable night, bb". Byee
 
@Tom_the_eagle

Tommy bird boy,

we gotta end things. You keep bringing flea-infested birds in the house. There's bird seed everywhere, including in my underwear drawer. Clearly the bird seed in your boxers doesn't chafe you, nor do you mind it sticking to your derrière. In fact, you probably like it, you pervert. The birds you keep in the house poo everywhere. The pot pourri is now a pot POOrri.

Hunting season's open. Take your birds before the front door slams your bird seed butt.
 
Thalassa said:
@Tom_the_eagle

Tommy bird boy,

we gotta end things. You keep bringing flea-infested birds in the house. There's bird seed everywhere, including in my underwear drawer. Clearly the bird seed in your boxers doesn't chafe you, nor do you mind it sticking to your derrière. In fact, you probably like it, you pervert. The birds you keep in the house poo everywhere. The pot pourri is now a pot POOrri.

Hunting season's open. Take your birds before the front door slams your bird seed butt.
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I shouldn't have posted :(:D:(
 
Although you're funny and make me happy sadly you're lacking in the bedroom department ffs get a bed
 
Lady honey thief more like it!! You just sit on your thorax and lay maggots ALL day while everyone else does all the hard yards! You're lazy and you don't make honey, you just yell orders and TAKE honey! You buzz around here like you own this hive and have had it up to HERE with sharing our space with 396 worker drones, the constant buzz has given me tinnitus and I can't hear my fucking music! I'm no longer sweet on you, BUZZ OFF and take your black n yellow minions with you!!
 
Dear Dirty @PheonixxxMonroe

I’m not a BIRD anymore

So take your weight off of me

You never make me stay

You better get up and flee

I know your every move

So won't you just let me be

I've been here times before

But I was too blind to see

That you seduce every BIRD

This time you won't seduce me

You're saying that's okay

Hey BIRD do what you please

I have the stuff that you want

I am the thing that you need

You looked me deep in the eyes

You're touchin' me so to start

You say there's no turnin' back

You trapped me in your heart

Dirty @PheonixxxMonroe, nah

Dirty @PheonixxxMonroe, nah

Dirty @PheonixxxMonroe, nah

Dirty @PheonixxxMonroe

Let me be!

Byeeeeeeeeeeee
 
The first break up using lyrics was from “Dirty Diana” song, by Michael Jackson.

The second one is from “I Just Can’t Stop Loving You”, by Michael Jackson too

In both I changed some words and added some lines, tryna make them funny.

Dear @Ladyhoneybee

This thing can't go on

It’s so terribly wrong

This feeling's so clear

This feeling's strong

Well, my life ain't worth living

If I still live with you

I just can't stop dumping you

I just can't stop dumping you

And if you beg me to stop

Ignoring you is what I'll do

I just can't stop dumping you.

Byeee
 
Tom_the_eagle said:
The first break up using lyrics was from “Dirty Diana” song, by Michael Jackson.

The second one is from “I Just Can’t Stop Loving You”, by Michael Jackson too

In both I changed some words and added some lines, tryna make them funny.

Dear @Ladyhoneybee

This thing can't go on

It’s so terribly wrong

This feeling's so clear

This feeling's strong

Well, my life ain't worth living

If I still live with you

I just can't stop dumping you

I just can't stop dumping you

And if you beg me to stop

Ignoring you is what I'll do

I just can't stop dumping you.

Byeee
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Things must be bad when you get dumped by a bird
 
I'm so sorry Tom, I'm breaking up with you. Yes I'm a bitch for doing it in a text, which I'd normally never do, but you know....there's the "distance" thing, not to mention I wouldn't know where to begin to find you. You're elusive and fast, flitting from one women to the next. I'm not sure who you are anymore, I don't even know your full name or have your phone number! I didn't want it to come to this, but I need to be able to bend over anytime, anywhere, without having to look out of the corner of my eye to see if you're behind me ready to pounce. And sorry...you're suggestion of a butt plug as a deterrent sounds as comfortable as sleeping in a nest.
 
Harley31 said:
I'm so sorry Tom, I'm breaking up with you. Yes I'm a bitch for doing it in a text, which I'd normally never do, but you know....there's the "distance" thing, not to mention I wouldn't know where to begin to find you. You're elusive and fast, flitting from one women to the next. I'm not sure who you are anymore, I don't even know your full name or have your phone number! I didn't want it to come to this, but I need to be able to bend over anytime, anywhere, without having to look out of the corner of my eye to see if you're behind me ready to pounce. And sorry...you're suggestion of a butt plug as a deterrent sounds as comfortable as sleeping in a nest.
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Recently dumped so I'm available lol ps free honey whenever wherever you want lol
 
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