Banter Can I ... ?

No. Too full.

Can I pass out in your bed from all this junk food and cake?
 
It would be quite the explanation to my husband if you did....

Can i lose weight while eating all this halloween candy???
 
Yes. Just stay in a significant calorie deficit.

Can I skip the shower today?
 
No, we'd fall over from this chair on wheels.

Can I poop in your toilet, with the door open, singing and watching videos for about one hour?
 

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