Banter Can I ... ?

No.

Can I watch you eat the entire cheesecake meant for eight servings?

 
Of course!

Can I ask to use the restroom without being told "It's may I"...
 
Sure, down the hall first door on the left

Can I replace your light bulbs with black lights and disco balls?
 
Watch me attempt one.

Edit: If you like.

Can I replace all your home bulbs with Hue and control them from my phone?
 
Yes please, save me from getting shocked

Can I replace all your pictures with pfp from fcn?
 
You are welcome to try but my large dogs may not approve.

Can I can your garden tomatoes next season?
 
No. Skipping gardening next season for sure. Maybe.


Can I race your car and never crash?
 
Yes, Which one, the 79 vette the 65 Ford or the 2021 Rally Sport Blazer?

Can I make a bet that @Stanthropical will have a garden next spring?
 
Sure. Bet your 'Vette.

Sure, you'd lose.

Can I start smoking cigarettes and drink beer every single day?
 
Sure, leave your front door unlocked and wide open, with cheesecake and booze on table.

Can I open the 25yo bottle of champagne I have on NYE and it won't be vinegar?
 
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