Banter Can I ... ?

[Stanthropical]

Yes, it's not going to snow this week.

Sure. Do it.

Can I have more ice cream?

 

[Esoterix]

Fill your boots.

Can I treat you like a performing monkey?

 

[Stanthropical]

You can try.

Can I upgrade my watch and phone this year without financial regrets, even though there's no need to?

 

[Naughtyandbearded]

Only your bank account holds that answer.

Can I order a pizza?

 

[Esoterix]

Yeah. Order it now.

Can I call you “baby” from now on and forever more?

 

[Professor_Oral]

Would be better than other things I've been called.

Can I take tomorrow off as I have heard there are demonstrations planned for where I am working?

 

[Stanthropical]

It would be wise to do so. Everyone's expecting disruptions, likely anyway.

Can I fill my boots with ice cream?

 

[Esoterix]

To the top.

Can I buy a motorhome?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. It's a hassle.

Can I fill your boots with your favorite ice cream?

 

[Professor_Oral]

Figuratively, sure. I wouldn't advise to do it literally

Sure, why not???

No thanks

Can I wonder what a bootfull of ice cream would feel like?

 

[Stanthropical]

No, because you're not a boot.

Can I eat ice cream out of your boots?

 

[Esoterix]

No. I don’t want my boots messy with ice cream.

Can I whisper “little ice cream monster” in your ear while I feed you tiny teaspoons full of rum and raisin ice cream?

 

[Professor_Oral]

I wouldn't.. I've worn them all day.

Sounds kinky.. but no thanks

Can I come to your house and get takeout for dinner?

 

[Esoterix]

Sounds kinky, but no thanks.

Can I draw anything I like on your windows with some erasable ink?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. You might accidentally bring the riots with you.

Yes, but only in the next six or seven hours.

Can I replace my car with a 5-speed shitbox?

 

[Professor_Oral]

I know you want to, so go ahead

Can you buy me a car if you win the lottery?

 

[swaggered]

absoltely. a pair of wrx stis coming right up...for when you wreck the first one

for sure. I'll support the team that you don't want me to so that we can have some lively banter

can i install a dash cam on your car, live stream it, and heckle your driving while you're on your way home from work every day?

 

[Esoterix]

No.

Can I stay at yours until the riots have died down?

 

[Professor_Oral]

Come on down, we'll go for a walk along the seafront

Can I point out interesting places and local history to you?

 

[SugarPlumFairy]

Yes..I'd actually love doing that

Can I persuade you to have a coffee and people watch for an hour?