Just saw this in a message. i wanna lick u up and down till tge sun rise only if u like women.
How can anyone resist that
How can anyone resist that
Naughty Game Chat up lines
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Jake007
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FallenFreya
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Any more?
I am not proud of this one but in my younger years (circa 2002) me and my friends used to try pull women with cheesy chat up lines.
I went up to a girl who was with a group of other girls and asked her if she wanted to dance? She said yea. So I said "fuck off then so I can talk to your mate"
Did not go down well and I got slapped. Hard. It was the kind of slap that stopped the DJ playing music. But must of worked as I married that girl in 2005 haha
I went up to a girl who was with a group of other girls and asked her if she wanted to dance? She said yea. So I said "fuck off then so I can talk to your mate"
Did not go down well and I got slapped. Hard. It was the kind of slap that stopped the DJ playing music. But must of worked as I married that girl in 2005 haha
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
"Fancy a fuck?"
"No!"
"Then do you mind lying down while I have one?"
Never works lol
"No!"
"Then do you mind lying down while I have one?"
Never works lol
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Woodrow46
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Hello
Nah, that'd never workHello
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sky_lar
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I ask which picture I look cuter in then start flipping through dick pics lol
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Deleted member 178467
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Are you a lawyer? Because looking that good should be a crime.
Cheesy
Cheesy
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Gobster28
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I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
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EvilScotsman
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Me: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
You: No?
Me: Just enough to break the ice. I'm David, pleasure to meet you.
You: No?
Me: Just enough to break the ice. I'm David, pleasure to meet you.
If you were a chicken, You'd be impeccable!
Msuspartan
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
