Naughty Game Chat up lines

[FleurDeLise]

Are you my appendix? You just give me this feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.

Of course, "take you out" could have another, less chat uppy, meaning.

 

[witchygirl]

We could make beautiful babies

 

[witchygirl]

My personal fave. A guy went on and on about what am amazing game of netball i played that day...... i played hockey haha

 

[Jinxy]

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

 

[witchygirl]

That dress would look better on my bedroom floor

 

[witchygirl]

Im drunk can i walk you home and tuck you in

 

[witchygirl]

So many options, so many options... *dances around on the edge* ok, let's do some in honour of my current home country then *dives in*

- Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
- Would you like an Australian kiss? It’s like a french kiss but down under.
- Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony.
- I wanna get lost in your Outback.

I was at a BnS on night and a guy walked up and said 'that's not a knife' haha it worked

 

[witchygirl]

Hahaha "That's knife!"

Haha yep he was cute we went out for a yr lol

 

[witchygirl]

Haha yep he was cute we went out for a yr lol

Think i still have the knife lol

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

Are you Japanese because I am trying to get in Japanties

Are you Chinese because I am China get in your panties


I hear you are looking for a stud well I got the std and u are all I need

If you were a transformer you would be optimis Fine

 

[TheOriginalRambler]

didnt steal noobdy from it unless you meant chat up lines @DamianaMinx .... which would of had something to with marsh mellows or milkshakes

 

[Male_uk]

So then, how much for a suck and fuck?

Note: only works on a very small percentage of women.

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

So pickup lines are magical. You have to appreciate the specialness of the guys who open up with a dick pic thinking that is going to be enough of a starter

 

[Stanthropical]

So then, how much for a suck and fuck?

Note: only works on a very small percentage of women.

Which ones? Hookers?

 

[Male_uk]

Which ones? Hookers?

Bingo!

 

[Stanthropical]

Bingo!

Your contribution wasn't really appropriate in this thread.

 

[Dirkgently43]

“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”

I've actually witnessed that one put to use.

 

[Jaw1982]

Hey, not a fan of pick up lines but I just had to come say hi and get to know you. It’s corny but that’s ok cause it doesn’t work