Explain a movie badly

Victim of mistaken identity searches for stolen area rug while oddball friends prepare for league bowling championships.

- The Big Lebowski
 
giant green guy goes to save another giant green girl who's wearing human skin in the daytime followed by a talking ass and they stop evil midget king from marrying green girl, and there's also a bunch of talking animals and singing ladies, but they're all irrelevant
 
This random Dude finds a Magic sword, meets this Gandalf wannabe. And together they kill a shit load of people.

King Arthur
 
Saving Private Ryan

Bunch of dudes stumble on a beach. Some dude named Ryan lost some fellow dudes on the beach. So a group of dudes go to collect Ryan to send him home. Ryan’s like naw I’m with the only dudes I have left. A huge dude fight ensues. Tom Hanks dies. Ryan cries in Europe many years later
 
Dude who thinks he's a bat jumps over rooftops in this city full of statues and nutjobs. Then another purple dude with make up shows up, he thinks he's a playingcard... turns out they dont like eachother. So they fight... But the purple dude has too much fun so he wont kill the bat dude. And the bat dude wont kill the purple dude because it is against the rules. The police by the way does nothing. So to this day, this very moment. The two crazy dudes still keep fighting. Probably will die of natural causes
 
2 gallant knights enter the city of magic and on experiencing the high life, decide they want to be part of it.

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