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SkiDude101
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This thread can be more fun if you explain simple things... erotically
Word-Lover
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Erotically get milk. Erotically get cereal. Erotically pour. Erotically enjoy.
SnoopSlimes
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Dying!
Just take your best bottle of bleach and take that fucking shot baby! Cheers
Just take your best bottle of bleach and take that fucking shot baby! Cheers
SkiDude101
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Adjusting the car seat
Reach between my thighs and grab that long hard rod, and yank up on it, sometimes I have to yank several times to get it to release. I like to also thrust my hips back n forth to get the motion going and when I am finished I let go, lean back and light a cigarette
Reach between my thighs and grab that long hard rod, and yank up on it, sometimes I have to yank several times to get it to release. I like to also thrust my hips back n forth to get the motion going and when I am finished I let go, lean back and light a cigarette
Stanthropical
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Making a kitchen mess while cooking Trinidad Scorpion chili with your partner:
1. Make sure to open a bottle of Cabernet.
2. Make sure the female portion of the partnership is scantily clad.
3. Taking turns, dip your finger in chili while it’s cooking and let your partner taste it. “Mmmmmm spicy. You like it spicy, baby?”
4. “Accidentally” spill some wine on your partner when “accidentally” bumping into them. “Oh, I’m sorry. Let me clean that up for you, baby. UnF.” Smear some chili on her so there’s more to clean up.
5. Sweep-clean in a flash all foreign objects of interference off the kitchen table, throw her onto the table, gulp down the remainder of wine, throw the glass into the kitchen sink and make some other kind of spice on the table. Chili will be fine.
1. Make sure to open a bottle of Cabernet.
2. Make sure the female portion of the partnership is scantily clad.
3. Taking turns, dip your finger in chili while it’s cooking and let your partner taste it. “Mmmmmm spicy. You like it spicy, baby?”
4. “Accidentally” spill some wine on your partner when “accidentally” bumping into them. “Oh, I’m sorry. Let me clean that up for you, baby. UnF.” Smear some chili on her so there’s more to clean up.
5. Sweep-clean in a flash all foreign objects of interference off the kitchen table, throw her onto the table, gulp down the remainder of wine, throw the glass into the kitchen sink and make some other kind of spice on the table. Chili will be fine.
Stanthropical
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How to become fat:
1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Buy large a large plate of variety pack cheesecake.
3. Eat it all within seven days.
4. Go back to step one once you’re out of cheesecake.
1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Buy large a large plate of variety pack cheesecake.
3. Eat it all within seven days.
4. Go back to step one once you’re out of cheesecake.
Stanthropical
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Thalassa
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Epic!!!!! Can you post more?!
TallulahBlue
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Dibs on being the bottom
TallulahBlue
Resident
How to insult someone:
Say "Who the fuck is this clown?"
This is a particularly effective insult because:
1. You are calling them a clown.
2. You are saying they aren't even a well known clown.
Say "Who the fuck is this clown?"
This is a particularly effective insult because:
1. You are calling them a clown.
2. You are saying they aren't even a well known clown.
EveHerself
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How to do taxes:
Set aside several hours of quiet alone time
Moan a lot
say things like “oh god it’s so big” or “why is this so hard” or “oof, that hurts”
Bend over and spread your cheeks
Set aside several hours of quiet alone time
Moan a lot
say things like “oh god it’s so big” or “why is this so hard” or “oof, that hurts”
Bend over and spread your cheeks
TallulahBlue
Resident
How to keep a cat burglar out of your rooom:
Keep a water spray bottle next to your bed.
Keep a water spray bottle next to your bed.
how to wash a cat
1 open all the doors to your house
2 put cat shampoo in toilet (clean bowl)
3 insert cat close lid and flush
4 open the lid of toilet and the cat will run right outside and dry off
solve all of phoebes probs no more smelly cat
1 open all the doors to your house
2 put cat shampoo in toilet (clean bowl)
3 insert cat close lid and flush
4 open the lid of toilet and the cat will run right outside and dry off
solve all of phoebes probs no more smelly cat
SkiDude101
Resident
Polishing a Table:
I like to grip my wood real tight and polish it with my hand in long smooth strokes so it is nice and hard. Sometimes if it's been awhile I need to really get on it and stroke it back and forth really fast and rough to get it to finish right. And when done don't forget to cleanup after cause it can stain your linen.
I like to grip my wood real tight and polish it with my hand in long smooth strokes so it is nice and hard. Sometimes if it's been awhile I need to really get on it and stroke it back and forth really fast and rough to get it to finish right. And when done don't forget to cleanup after cause it can stain your linen.
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