Finish the sentence

[LillyK]

Until the impound lot called and said they found my stolen car.

When the chaos is too much for me....

 

[Hotcarter76]

I listen to Pink Floyd and drink a beer.

One time I went upstairs for a second and

 

[LillyK]

My son was crawling on the stairs and fell all the way down (true story.... He's OK!! ))

Out of all the exotic animals in the world...

 

[Hotcarter76]

Why did you steal a panda? I know that they are cute, but c'mon where I'm I gonna find bamboo?

I saw a couple walking around the park and I decided to..

 

[Saximony]

Ask them for directions to the nearest gay bar, they...

 

[bpm1234]

Looked shocked and informed me that Dave on the door wouldn’t let me in in those pants.

Instead, I

 

[LillyK]

Went home and slept off the high.

Every time I go to the market ..

 

[Hotcarter76]

I get distracted and buy way more stuff than I wanted too.

I went for a drive one day...

 

[LillyK]

And met a middle aged clown that smelled like cigars and had a beer belly.

I was devestated & so angry I couldn't move when I found out...

 

[the_biologist]

that werent three shopping malls within a 3 radius of my new apt, let alone a nail salon that would serve my chihuahua and I together - ugh theyre living in the stone age.

Reading the average response to an FCN thread makes me question..

 

[LillyK]

Whether these are adults or horny middle schoolers

When I get nervous I...

 

[bpm1234]

St st st start, start to stutttter, enough to fumble every, every word I utter....

On the way way home from lunch I

 

[LillyK]

Fell into a deep, deep dark hole. It seemed to go on for what felt like forever. When suddenly I heard a loud thump and opened my eyes. The large thump was me, and I had landed in the middle of a field of forget-me-nots!!

I like to take my red rider wagon with me every Saturday when I...

 

[bpm1234]

check in with my homies to gauge the word on the street y’alll


Once I’m done I

 

[LillyK]

go to the corner store for a candy necklace. It's my favorite because well, why not have candy you can wear? You'll never have to wonder where you put it!!!

The matted down wolf growled and sneered at me when I....

 

[LastOne]

... I laughed at his attempts to blow my house down.

Buckle up, we're about to ...

 

[Hotcarter76]

Hit the highway. Where we go no one knows.

I was drunk and...

 

[LillyK]

thought I was a sideshow freak midget named 'Billy Jean' & started singing Prince songs for the audience.


Like any lost traveler I decided...

 

[Hotcarter76]

It was time for a break. I pulled in to a rest stop and decided to...

 

[LillyK]

Pump gas & looked over my shoulder for an attendant. It seemed a bit off here & gave me the creeps. I decided to go inside but there was no one around when suddenly I felt a crack against the back of my skull. It must have been hours later when I awoke with a mind-numbing migraine. My eyes flickered open and I saw...