Finish the sentence

[Hotcarter76]

John Stamos! I asked him what are you doing out here?

He shook my hand and said...

 

[Billy_B]

Watching a guy putting oil on his dick and masturbate for me...

If I could make him/her do something i like it would be ....

Mmmmm, oily dick. That’s hot

 

[Hotcarter76]

It was too hot. I had to get out of the kitchen and

 

[Billy_B]

It was too hot. I had to get out of the kitchen and

Show me what happened next.

 

[LillyK]

He flopped onto his couch, opened a stout, skipped over to Slipknot and waited for...

People to stop throwing off the thread lol

She was spiraling into insanity from being held hostage for two weeks when ..

 

[Billy_B]

She suddenly relaxed, fearing she’d go into ovarian convolutions. Two-three she softly counted how many fingers she could manage, again she pirouetted into insanity.

 

[LillyK]

said, "Uncle Barry, I told you to stop calling me in the middle of the night! I'm only taking sex calls 6-8 in the evening!!! Ugh!" She then messaged her favorite friend from FCN and made use of her favorite pink dildo until...

 

[LillyK]

(you had me at numbing...)
"What the fuck is the mailman knocking on my door in the middle of the night for?" But when she answered the door the "mailman" took off his disguise & it was actually her kids' deliciously handsome pediatrician and he...

 

[LillyK]

Ran away and took a bath in bleach water because she was so grossed out!!!

As she stood over her stove stirring the Mac-and-cheese....

 

[the_biologist]

she stared into the deep yellow bubbling artificial, saturated-fat-laden "food" and realized that shes five years out of college and still eating boxed dinners watching jerry springer reruns each morning

One day Peter Pan was walking down 8th street when...

 

[LillyK]

He saw one of the lost boys going into a "gentlemen's club" looking behind him to make sure he didn't have a tail. Now to most people it might look odd to see a young boy about 12 years-old walk in but Neverland had a potion that could make anyone an adult for approximately 8 hours. Peter Pan was quite jealous since he didn't have the potion with him as well so....

 

[LastOne]

he dressed like Captain Hook to strike fear into the bouncers hearts and gain entrance.

I once believed that I would find ...

 

[LillyK]

the perfect bkack dress but I'm thoroughly convinced at this point I can't clothing shop when my children are with me!!!

When Hark Potter saw that the stone was glowing bright gold & felt the intense heat radiating into his skin, he knew he had to find the goblins so...