Joint or pass it to the left, just don't use it as a microphone said Snoop Dog to the Pope.
And now I'm hungry for ...
And now I'm hungry for ...
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Thalassa
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some hard cock, big and juicy. The kind that's filling.
Let's go and...
Let's go and...
Find aquaman!
Where did I put my ...
Where did I put my ...
T
Thalassa
Guest
wet vibrator? Aquaman likes wet things, dunt he?
Slowly he approaches, his trident in his hand...
Slowly he approaches, his trident in his hand...
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Hubby_Home_Alone
Guest
gesturing for one to ride the prong of choice.
as the weapon of Poseidon is slowly raised...
as the weapon of Poseidon is slowly raised...
rippling muscle indented tattoos shining as the water drips down over his skin in the sun!
He is immune to our siren songs so ...
He is immune to our siren songs so ...
T
Thalassa
Guest
we lure him with our nude, plump, sparkling breasts and...
we find ourselves feeling quite warm in the mid-tail area.
Oh what...
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Hubby_Home_Alone
Guest
a thrill it is to be drawn closer and closer.
as we glide over and ease up against him...
as we glide over and ease up against him...
Magic poking stick, he's a little surprised but he explains to us how it works.
First thing you need to do is....
First thing you need to do is....
T
Thalassa
Guest
twist it hard, then pull on it till you hear the snap.
It's then time to celebrate...
It's then time to celebrate...
the glowing stick of joy you've activated 
Climb aboard and
Climb aboard and
T
Thalassa
Guest
"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
The sea sirens...
The sea sirens...
Something lit by the moon caught their gaze
It was a
It was a
T
Thalassa
Guest
bejeweled crown... diamonds, rubies, emeralds beset all around, the adornment of queens.
They smiled and...
They smiled and...
Took it straight to the octopus jeweler to excavate the jewels to be made into two resplendent crowns.
The ocean folk had decided ...
The ocean folk had decided ...
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Harley31
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that Captain Jack Sparrow, drinker of Rum, master of sarcasm and ill timed humour said it best with, "The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."
You may kill me but....
You may kill me but....
Yo ho hoe and a bottle of RUM would be more fun than killing any fair maiden!
So light a fire on the beach (but not in Australia - total fire ban - understandably!) and let's ...
So light a fire on the beach (but not in Australia - total fire ban - understandably!) and let's ...
