Finish the sentence

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Joint or pass it to the left, just don't use it as a microphone said Snoop Dog to the Pope.

And now I'm hungry for ...

 

[Thalassa]

some hard cock, big and juicy. The kind that's filling.

Let's go and...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Find aquaman!

Where did I put my ...

 

[Thalassa]

wet vibrator? Aquaman likes wet things, dunt he?

Slowly he approaches, his trident in his hand...

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

gesturing for one to ride the prong of choice.

as the weapon of Poseidon is slowly raised...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

rippling muscle indented tattoos shining as the water drips down over his skin in the sun!

He is immune to our siren songs so ...

 

[Thalassa]

rippling muscle indented tattoos shining as the water drips down over his skin in the sun!

He is immune to our siren songs so ...

we lure him with our nude, plump, sparkling breasts and...

gesturing for one to ride the prong of choice.

as the weapon of Poseidon is slowly raised...

we find ourselves feeling quite warm in the mid-tail area.

Oh what...

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

a thrill it is to be drawn closer and closer.

as we glide over and ease up against him...

 

[Oldgymrat]

We notice the smell of spoiled anchovy and rancid octopus.


Undaunted we grab his

 

[Someguy1323]

Magic poking stick, he's a little surprised but he explains to us how it works.

First thing you need to do is....

 

[Thalassa]

twist it hard, then pull on it till you hear the snap.

It's then time to celebrate...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

the glowing stick of joy you've activated

Climb aboard and

 

[Oldgymrat]

And enjoy the sensation as wVe after wave of iridescent light spills from your bearded clam...

The king of the sea then asked...

 

[Thalassa]

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

The sea sirens...

 

[Oldgymrat]

Emboldened by their glowing success with the king decided to go eeling y moonlite.

Suddenly through the darkness

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Something lit by the moon caught their gaze

It was a

 

[Thalassa]

bejeweled crown... diamonds, rubies, emeralds beset all around, the adornment of queens.

They smiled and...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Took it straight to the octopus jeweler to excavate the jewels to be made into two resplendent crowns.

The ocean folk had decided ...

 

[Harley31]

that Captain Jack Sparrow, drinker of Rum, master of sarcasm and ill timed humour said it best with, "The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."

You may kill me but....

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Yo ho hoe and a bottle of RUM would be more fun than killing any fair maiden!

So light a fire on the beach (but not in Australia - total fire ban - understandably!) and let's ...