Finish the sentence

I got skipped

 

Coffee be enough.

Maybe next time you better....

 

If marty will ever return my panties

Would you buy me a

 

Eat my pussy less calories

What would you do in a shower with

 

Leprechauns

If its lucky for a bird to poop on you would you let

 

Pee on your face instead

Is it better to take the pee or

 

huge black dildo

if a huge smile is nice would you

 

Forget what you hiding behind your back?

Next time choose something little bit more.....

 

So nice to be judged on first sight.

Kiss her before...

 

Watch my son ride a bike.

@Goth should come back here quick cause..

 

...because she is mysterious and interesting and intriguing.

If I could have one wish granted, I would wish for...

 

Unlimited wishes

Whats your most intimate thoughts?

 

My most intimate thoughts consist of Zooey Deschanel, a dark dungeon, and a Waffle House adjacent to the dungeon.

My favorite memory is...