Finish the sentence

Sky remote

Do not put cattle prods...

 

Not be wearing a short with out underwear.

When it sounds like a bad idea but you know it will...

 

Possible opportunity unless it gets you the sack or gets you sued

Showing your cleavage to the police after speeding dosnt work when..

 

Boy George finally enter the police force.

Pay the fine or let your boyfriend..

 

See that men are men.

Spring is best for...

 

New beginnings

Chocolate is best when..

 

Melted over a pear.

Keep running cause if....

 

I'm running there's something chasing me

When you fall down...

 

Better have a life saver not too far.

A dream week to me is desert island, white sand and...

 

Good music and booze!

When I can't sleep I...

 

Try to wake up your snoring partner, no réaction so Pornhub.

When my wife try to wake me I snore ...

 

Even louder and wait for her to check pornhub

When I'm bored I like to...

 

Swim naked in the river, cause I can.

Don't have this last drink cause....

 

it's mine!

Cheese is best when...

 

Eaten sitting at a terrace watching the eiffel tower

Kissing you could be compared with....

 

That first sip of coffee in the morning

Sometimes I look at..

 

My neighbors ass, beautiful but so gay

Love spring, short skirts, nice cleavages, and ...

 

Tacos!

Right now i could really go for a...

 

Bucket of rum coke, cause you can.

Stay put, don't move or...

 

You'll lose your place in line

Don't worry because...