Finish the sentence

It will get a cramp

Time flies when you're..

 

In the shower with waterproof sextoy.

Anyone can make me ...

 

Argue about cheese

My favorite place to be is ..

 

Go insane and shove dildos up the asses of complete strangers

I grabbed...

 

Awkward...

 

Umm yeah

 

Her hairs tight as a reflex.

Don't worry we..

 

Will try to forget that awkward reply

When I go out at night I..

 

Look for my next victim.

Buy me a drink for...

 

The end to this crappy day!

Everyone should have at least one..

 

Spare battery, just in case.

Get in, 'I take you to ....

 

The movies

Always remember to..

 

Wear boxers, just in case.

Have to sleep cause ...

 

It's nighttime in your part of the world

Always remember..

 

One step after the other, you climb the highest mountain.

Never lose faith in. .

 

Better tomorrows

Someone once told me...

 

Don't worry it's not going to hurt ... Lol sorry jk!

Now you are in trouble if ..

 

I run out of popcorn

I wish it was..

 

A giant headache!

Tomorrow will be..