Finish the sentence

[Chubbychappie]

You staring at me



I want to go to .......

 

[LillyK]

Knock the shit out the bastards that charge too much to crack my back.

I turned off the water because...

 

[Chubbychappie]

...... I’m trying to stop you from spending too long in the shower



I saw your partner in town yesterday and he told me.......

 

[LillyK]

...our Skype sessions are hawt af!!!! Mwaahaa

When I slapped you across the face...

 

[Chubbychappie]

You dislocated my jaw


I’d love to kiss you on .......

 

[LillyK]

*cuts off your penis* what did you say?

I called 911 to help ya out so...

 

[Chubbychappie]

Just sit down and wait


I’m sorry but I.......

 

[LillyK]

...need to go wash my hair

Where's the bucket cause im feeling...

 

[Chubbychappie]

Like my lunch wants to come meet you


I was in the attic and I found.....

 

[LastOne]

my blow up doll hiding, she screamed Ohhh when I found her.


You best be ready for some ...

 

[Dogowar]

Badass dad dancing just to embarrass people.


When will you take...

 

[LastOne]

my meds for me cause I cant wait 2 hours for a drink.


I have a weakness for ...

 

[StarFire]

SEAFOOD!... BUT, I CAN NEVER EAT IT IN FRONT OF ME WEE FISHIES...LOL
SO,I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GO WITH CHINESE FOOD, MY FAV DISH IS CHICKEN WITH CASHEW NUTS... MMMMM GOOD!

I HAVE RECENTLY TRIED INDIAN FOOD, AND IT WAS...

️StarFire

 

[LastOne]

very spicy but so good. The naan as a better option than rice.


I look at my watch and wonder ...

 

[Calazviel]

when will be time to faceplant booty again

After 36 years why the hell can't I.....

 

[Tdp06]

Complet this puzzle ?? It says 8 to 10 years!!

I fell like jumping in my car and....

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

And speeding towards a massive ramp to do an evil kenevil jump across a bunch of helicopters and school children!

When our eyes locked,

 

[Thalassa]

We missed and slammed into the helicopters. Worry not, we are immortal!

So we...

 

[Oldgymrat]

Wandered aimlessly into a clearing where the Dahli Llama, the pope and snoop dog were sitting around a camp fire.


Hey? Why is it that you always....

 

[Tdp06]

Pick your nose like this while driving?

Finish your....