Finish the sentence

[Harley31]

To post that video of yourself "smashing it"on Instagram and tag The Hulk with the hashtag "I'm gonna wreck it"

I'll be rockin around....

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

The block with a sock on my cock cause I got this Christmas shit on LOCK!

Tick tock ...

 

[Oldgymrat]

Smell when I opened your refrigerator?

Oh, that.... it was the.....

 

[Tommy200]

Damn Christmas goose went bad stupid grinch of a dog got the refrigerator cord again.

Looks like dinner at the

 

[LillyK]

North Pole with Santa was canceled because Mrs. Claus caught Santa in bed with one of the elves

Mrs. Claus put Santa on the naughty list...

 

[MissLed]

Santa was secretly ecstatic to be place on the Naughty List as this way he can be a little Devil with his Elves .

The Toy shop was empty bar for two elves in the corner...

 

[LillyK]

as they secretly boasted of their nighttime escapades with Mrs Claus.

Twas the night before Christmas & all through the House of Claus...

 

[MissLed]

the Little Elves were undressing Mrs Clause and playfully tying her up with ribbons ad bows.

The excitement shone from her eyes as one of the Elves...

 

[Saximony]

Turned out to be Long Duck Dong.

They spent the next 2 weeks together having sex 3 times a day until...

 

[Keira]

Their Chinese food was finally delivered..


But it turned out that one thing was missing..

 

[RaidenV]

The CHOP STICKS!!!!

Then came a rap at the door...

 

[MissLed]

It was the Chinese Devilry Man again asking ...wot went wong witht he delivery lol


And then it spilled all over.......

Did I do it right?

 

[Dogowar]

Your legs as you got up to answer the door.

Something else happened then.....

 

[MissLed]

lol you found a fortune cookie



But what did it say?

 

[Dogowar]

Your gonna die in seven days lol

Cleaning up the mess you found....

 

[MissLed]

Another Fortune Cookie that said....Make that 4 days lol

Then the delivery bag moved and ...

 

[Dogowar]

There was a twenty hidden underneath.

So you decided to get....

 

[MissLed]

LOL Order more Fortune Cookies lol Didn't like the last ones lol


Then you started to eat but...

 

[Flirtinghubby]

..thole sandwiches, and I'm like "thats fucking gross, I'm outta here".



You see, the thing about mexican midgets is....

 

[LillyK]

they all want @Flirtinghubby to eat their asses (it's somehow related to his beard).

But if you just smear their asses with...