Finish the sentence

[Saximony]

get it? I have a Schnauzer that knocked up a poodle, thought you might want a puppy, would that breed be called a....

 

[BignSekZ]

A schnoodle...

It feels amazing when....

 

[Harley31]

It feels amazing when I think of you and touch myself, until....

 

[BignSekZ]

my doorbell rings and you're standing there naked, and tell me I don't have to touch myself anymore.

And then I wake up and realize....

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

And then I wake up and realize that you are my world and everything I need is you.

Suddenly, I start feeling .........

 

[Harley31]

Suddenly, I start feeling something cold, hard and fuzzy against my leg. Its....

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Suddenly, I start feeling something cold, hard and fuzzy against my leg. Its....my dog that just came in from the rain.

I tell you thank you for letting him in...

 

[Harley31]

I tell you thank you for letting him in but he's out there for chewing up my....

 

[DD_850]

Chewing up your thongs

But how did he …..

 

[BignSekZ]

Gain access to them, I thought I had locked them all up?

Oh you must mean....

 

[DD_850]

Oh you must mean the secret basement downstairs

How could you forget....

 

[Saximony]

To feed the schnoodle?
Did you....

 

[DD_850]

Buy the appropriate food

Of course i did...

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

......but I lost my wallet

Could you ........

 

[DD_850]

return it safely sure

did you...

 

[Saximony]

Try to use my credit card for...

 

[DD_850]

Various virus protectors yes, can you...

 

[Snap75]

Tell me if this looks infected, or if it's....

 

[Saximony]

just a rash from...

 

[Snap75]

Eating more pussy than..