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play in the threads with, and touch myself and watch porn because I'm a multi-tasker!!!

When I get horny I like to...
 
I give myself some time because I'm a fucking animal so I know it'll return!!

Over the years I have developed an insatiable hunger for ..
 
Stuff my feelings because I like holding on to them so they can torture me later.

I read the Dr. Seuss books alone at night because...
 
...pretend that we can follow the rules because Lilly has a thing for Dr Seuss books that shall not be ignored!!!!

When the wispy-haired bag lady limped towards me with her painful gait, I breathed in her pungently grotesque scent and almost lost my lunch. Her crooked, slimy smile extinguished my intent to disappear so I...
 
Blocked her stench by pinching my nose, stepped to her, then doused her with lavender scented pepper spray.

The best part of waking up is ...
 
...eat your breakfast,” the robbers yelled. “This will make it easier for you to make your daily calorie intake goal.” Sage advice for the frightened but enlightened bank staff, who now...
 
Quickly chowed down their chocolate chip pancakes drizzled with chocolate syrup.

Thats when one of the hostages saw the opportunity to ...
 
Begin interpretive dance, revealing their love for the motherland via an intricate 6 hour non-stop session.

Upon completion of the dance, the hostage said...
 
"Pazuzu" before proceeding to turn her head a full 360, making her captors yell, "Oh hell no".

Thats when the robbers ...
 
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