Finish the sentence

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

it, it might come true.

The other day when I was thinking about her...

 

[Blake34]

...up but it never going to look like a 19 year old.

And in any case...

 

[IVY-]

...you have it on the wrong way.

I feel like having...

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

dinner at the Y

When she looked sideways at me like that...

 

[Oldgymrat]

For the jello shots and mud wrestling.


Hey! Dont eat that sour...

 

[LillyK]

Gummy worm, it's laced with coke.

No one knew but the quiet old man plotted for years a diabolical plan to...

 

[Alex_1199]

Relief himself on his annoying neighbor's garden. And payback was sweet indeed.

And another heart was stolen by...

 

[LillyK]

The redheaded teddy bear with the corduroy tie. He was devilishly handsome

Just because it's the end of the week doesn't mean you can't...

 

[Jinxy]

Eat tacos.



When I feel lonely I...

 

[FidelWitHerLips]

Eat tacos.



When I feel lonely I...

I sometimes get a little sauced up before i go to my neighbors and take them hostage.


And once i barricade their door...............

 

[LastOne]

I check their liquor cabinet to see if they have any single malts.

Then after a few glasses ...

 

[Deleted member 178467]

I choose to have contacts

Things started to get wet when I pulled it to one side...

 

[Saximony]

So I left.

Then I had to come back because...

 

[Tdp06]

Have a donut with homer.

Just showered, now I must....

 

[fletnix]

Shower again because of my OCD.

Then later today I may once again...

 

[LastOne]

do something she wont like and end up in the doghouse.


When I feel like letting loose, I ...

 

[LillyK]

...lock my door, take my panties off & pleasure myself.

My neck is in so much pain that I just might...

 

[Chubbychappie]

Get a massage


I was thinking about you and......

 

[LillyK]

...ordered a voodoo doll on Amazon.

Just when I closed the curtains I saw...