Finish the sentence

Tdp06 · Jan 31, 2018

Condom, even inside out.

Always try to...

Dirkgently43 · Feb 1, 2018

...avoid reusing underwear, even inside out.

You should also...

Tdp06 · Feb 1, 2018

Make sure your parachute is well attached, in case you want to jump again.

Darling, it's simple...

Dirkgently43 · Feb 1, 2018

...because all you have to do is remember to pull the cord.

Whatever you do...

HandsomeDevil · Feb 1, 2018

driver knew the way to San Jose.

Well spank my ass and call me Sally...

Dirkgently43 · Feb 2, 2018

...if you want to be sued for harassment.

Then you'll...

Tdp06 · Feb 2, 2018

Jump in an airplane and fly to California.

To travel for free you better...

Bikerguy · Feb 2, 2018

Tdp06 said:
Jump in an airplane and fly to California.

To travel for free yyo bebett...

Bwahahahahaha what a waste of a free flight.

Oh it will cost.

because ...

Tdp06 · Feb 3, 2018

without welding glasses.

just packed my bag, heading to...

Jinxy · Feb 3, 2018

A place where no one knows my
Name.

If you pour me a drink....

Tdp06 · Feb 3, 2018

You take care of the toasts .

Who can buy so much...

Dirkgently43 · Feb 3, 2018

...to make me drunk?

If you do I'll...

Tdp06 · Feb 3, 2018

Dance naked on the table.

Let me grabe my cam to....

Dirkgently43 · Feb 3, 2018

...make sure I can show your friends.

But due to indecency laws...

Tdp06 · Feb 3, 2018

Better wear something to keep it anonymous.

Careful, the table start to crack, shows you eat to much....

Jinxy · Feb 3, 2018

Better jump on the bar instead.

Dancing with you...

Tdp06 · Feb 3, 2018

Should be a memorable experience.

What happens next can't be ...

Dirkgently43 · Feb 4, 2018

...too boring.

I'm still in a drunken haze and...

Jinxy · Feb 4, 2018

Enjoying it.

When I have a hangover I....

Lovestosquirt · Feb 4, 2018

...stay in bed and eat salt and vinegar crisps.

But I really shouldn't....