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You come home from Costco with a rotisserie chicken, put it in the fridge, go shower and when you come out of shower, you see fridge door open, chicken container on the floor, rotisserie chicken has your cat cornered, holding a big ass knife and taunting it "I'll cut you, mother fucker! Make a move! SLICE SLICE MOTHAFUKKA!" while making slicing, stabbing and chopping motions.
 
Less than most.

You answer your phone, but instead of hearing anything, a very, very greasy, slimy and moist finger comes out of the phone and starts fingering your ear with an incredible passion, eventually yelling "oh yeah oh yeah baby yeah unf unf unf yeah!"
 
Sliding something into something

You wake up and all walls, and roof of your home are missing.
 
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