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You come home from Costco with a rotisserie chicken, put it in the fridge, go shower and when you come out of shower, you see fridge door open, chicken container on the floor, rotisserie chicken has your cat cornered, holding a big ass knife and taunting it "I'll cut you, mother fucker! Make a move! SLICE SLICE MOTHAFUKKA!" while making slicing, stabbing and chopping motions.