Game Here is the answer, what is the insane question?

[Flirtinghubby]

What does a fully stocked MacGyver tool kit contain?


Red, Yellow, and Blue.

 

[Someguy1323]

Which crayons did you eat to make your teeth so colorful?

3 ice packs, and pain meds every 6 hours

 

[AlexWS]

What you just got done to you, get well

11 grams of weed and a bottle of honey

 

[Calazviel]

What are the ingredients for your homemade psychedelic anal lube?

The realisation that this might have been a bad idea.

 

[AlexWS]

Peeking through that girls window

Playboy magazine and a pound of butter

 

[MD_Who]

What would be the "corny-fun uncle" idea for a birthday gift for a teenager?

An orchid, which smells like dragon fruit and death.

 

[MissLed]

lol Ooo Is that the makings of our first date?

Coffins creaking open and mist rolling in from no where. In the distance, you make out the silhouette of...

 

[MD_Who]

Hey Johnny, hun, what did you actually write in this birthday card for your nana, she looks pretty freaked out?

They love a good guacamole stuffing in the butt!

 

[pigheaded]

Can someone offer an example of how autocorrect screwed up a first meeting with someone online?

Small and smelly can be a good thing!

 

[AlexWS]

What the lady in the valley told me during my physical

$4 and a tub of marshmallow fluff

 

[Thalassa]

What are the best things to stuff a stripper's g-string with?

It's not you, it's me.

 

[Oldgymrat]

Is there really midget donkey porn on you computer ?

And just when I thought it was over

 

[AlexWS]

She said ",pull your pants down baby, I ain't done with you yet!"

playboy bunny outfit and a librarian

 

[SteveVeryLong]

Anniversary gift for your wife

27 trillion

 

[pigheaded]

What is the number of people who believed be this pandemic is a political joke?

Sex chair just arrived

 

[AlexWS]

What my mom got me for Xmas

Turtle wax and a dildo

 

[MD_Who]

What do you need to get Steve Jobs out of his turtleneck?

A goat with brie instead of horns

 

[Englishflower]

Name an animal from France lolz

A vibrator and Jaffa Cakes

 

[AlexWS]

The girl across the street Friday night

#11 in dimes and a joint

 

[NicoleMoone]

Whats the fee to get into wonderland?

A: Nobody. The dog did it!