PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Dec 11, 2020 #721 Does Donald Trumpets carpet match the curtains? A cold, wet puddle in the back seat.
Argoram Resident FCN Regular Dec 11, 2020 #722 Did you leave anything in the car last night? Right here on my leg
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Dec 11, 2020 #723 Where did you get that new tattoo of your ex girlfriends favourite porn penis? I'll sign it: "With love n loads of crazy sex to you and yours for the rest if your days From Pheonixxx Monroe! Xxx"
Where did you get that new tattoo of your ex girlfriends favourite porn penis? I'll sign it: "With love n loads of crazy sex to you and yours for the rest if your days From Pheonixxx Monroe! Xxx"
Argoram Resident FCN Regular Dec 18, 2020 #724 How are you sending your condolences? if the boss says do it, you do it.
L LillyK Guest Dec 20, 2020 #725 I'm supposed to shove it in that far? Black and blue in the worst way!
Argoram Resident FCN Regular Dec 20, 2020 #726 So how’s things going with that new sub boyfriend? Well it said white tie and tails.
Someguy1323 Surfer FCN Regular Dec 20, 2020 #727 Did you have to dress up as bugs bunny again? Wait, let me take off my glasses.
Argoram Resident FCN Regular Dec 20, 2020 #728 Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately?! My hands were cold.
Someguy1323 Surfer FCN Regular Dec 27, 2020 #729 Why do your hands smell like my ass? 432 dollars and 12 cents.
A Alexa79 Guest Dec 27, 2020 #730 How much do you pay for ass wipes? 3 apples a knife and a blindfold.
H Hubby_Home_Alone Guest Dec 27, 2020 #731 Is this really what you had in mind for date night? 10 inch stellettos and nothing else.
H Hubby_Home_Alone Guest Dec 27, 2020 #733 Didn't you want to sit in the back row so that you could give me a BJ during the movie?? You should have changed out the batteries.
Didn't you want to sit in the back row so that you could give me a BJ during the movie?? You should have changed out the batteries.
UnholyAngel 6669 FCN Regular Dec 27, 2020 #737 Can you hold my cock while I wipe mine and your cum off it. mmmm that taste hot sweet and a little bit salty
Can you hold my cock while I wipe mine and your cum off it. mmmm that taste hot sweet and a little bit salty
A Alexa79 Guest Dec 27, 2020 #738 Can you tell me what my fingers taste like? Lol Wow that’s a tight fit.
UnholyAngel 6669 FCN Regular Dec 27, 2020 #739 Can you feel my cock sliding inside your ass? Four fingers