Game I need to/The problem is

The problem is you'd trip over your knuckles dragging along the ground when trying to board the airport shuffle and never make it to the exciting plane.

I need to listen to my music.
 
The problem is your in the desert with no phone service.

I need to go to bed.
 
The problem is your only bed is a riverbed and not a waterbed.

I need to flea from the mosquitos as they tick me off.
 
The problem is you’ve been ambushed by killer Norwegian ice skeeters! Run for it!

I need more coffee!
 
The problem is...have you ever seen a pig drink coffee? lol

I need a ham sandwich.
 
The problem is all pigs are rioting and trying to take over the world.. scary thought right, especially when I say they are under the command of Babe and Miss Piggy… better let that sandwich go

I need to know what is it about pineapple on pizza?
 
The problem is the War Pigs hate soft music and have banned it. If they catch you listening to it you will be thrown in prison and fed dog treats.

I need to promote my soft rock music album that flopped 15 years ago
 
The problem is your landlord installed quarter takers and you have no change.

I need to eat some macaroni and cheese
 
The problem is all you're clothes are dirty so you'd have to go out to the laundromat naked

I need to go to sleep
 
Better answer than mine....

The problem is you keep people "up" all night.

I need jar all these Tomatoes before they rot
 
The problem is it's after midnight and you live in an area where all the stores close at 9 p.m. because of high crime.

I need to go to bed
 
The problem is you wonder into new threads and keep telling yourself....I’ll just post onnnne more time...

I need someone to bring me coffee!
 
The problem is I don't drink coffee so I don't know how to make it and I'm sure as heck am not going to buy it at the local (to everyone wherever they are in the universe) overpriced Starbucks.

I need to express myself.
 
The problem is your neighbor is a cop.

I need to get the vaccine.
 
The problem is you need one shot for every variant....and you don’t have enough arm space for all the shots..ouch!

I need to plan dinner.
 
The problem is The neighbor is planning on eating you for dinner.

I need to go snow skiing
 

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