Game I need to/The problem is

The problem is not many women want a pig gigolo. I have three regulars ok two...not allowed back in that retirement home..

I need a skill
 
The problem is your dentures were 47 years old and so fragile that they disintegrated before they could touch the ground.

I need to pinch my nipples for.... sexual purposes :oops:
 
The problem is that there is no nipple free for you to pinch them because they are being rolled between my fingers :)

I really need to focus on work
 
The problem is Chef @Chris_90 has wined and dined you with his chefery skills and his... nothing-but-an-apron attire that you are easily seated into never leaving your house again.

I want to cuddle
 
The problem is your so mentally incapacitated you don't know where to get help and you're isolated so no one knows you need help. So you stay in your basement.

I need sleep.
 

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