Game I need to/The problem is

The problem is your math tricks for dummies book is full of doodles…did you do that? :eek:

I need another cup of coffee
 
The problem is Miss Piggy is yelling at you to take out the trash. Since you are a pig you will wallow in the trash for hours and forget all about that coffee.

I need to go downtown and pick up a 20 dollar whore.
 
The problem is your tires are a weird metric imperial combo that can only be purchased at Walmart…uggg Walmart! :eek:

I need to work on my rocket
 
The problem is, much like everything else rocket fuel prices have "skyrocketed". Also the only animal capable of building a rocket is Wile Coyote and he always failed and blew himself up.

I need them to make a Road Runner movie.
 
The problem is them made a Road Runner movie back in 1979 and you missed it! Sadly Bugs Bunny got all the credit…don’t you hate a ham? o_O

I need to find something useful on the internet :rolleyes:
 
The problem is that you'll never find it, because you search for too long and it's time to go to sleep/work/etc.
I need to do the laundry before the end of the day.
 
The problem is that you don't know how a washer and dryer even work. You are totally clueless. Your mom used to take care of your laundry since you moved out on your own but she is getting old and you can't burden her with your chores anymore.

I need to find a good support group because, honestly, I'm just about to lose it
 
The problem is the closest support group is a bus ride away and you just spent your last dollar on an ice cream cone that you dropped on the way to a concert your didn’t have tickets for showcasing a band you never heard of… a typical day…

I need to start dinner soon
 
the problem is that your fridge is empty and you'll be stuck driving to McDonalds, get pissy and drink too much, then wake up late for work.

I need to re-organize my stupid tea/coffee/drink corner in kitchen.
 
The problem is your too old to still be playing with a Barbie dollhouse …honestly dude..man to well man…just let it go!

I need to look for a nice wine with dinner
 
The problem you stop breathing years ago you just haven't realized it yet. that's right buddy your a ghost

I need to binge some new anime
 
The problem is your thighs are so irresistible those people will do anything and everything to get into your dms. good luck

I need to work on my glutes
 
The problem is you lost the forms the you just filled out. While looking for them, you spilt tea on all your receipts. While cleaning that up you managed to throw away your pay stubs…. I think the government will be seeing you soon….:eek:

I need to work on shorter sentences. :confused:
 
The problem is you are the smartest pug that ever lived and have written 3 novels so we expect long sentences from you.

I need to filet these fish I caught.
 
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