Banter I would let you...

[Stanthropical]

I'd be confused, because of lacking context.

I would let you shake shake shake, SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE, shake your booooooty, right in front of me, in a busy public space, while I sing that.

 

[Johnthomas094]

You don't have great voice, sorry I won't do that for you .

I would let you have me for this weekend, take me with you wherever you go.

 

[Tully_Monster]

I'm only going to work, so you would not enjoy it

I would let treat me to a night on the town

 

[swaggers]

You’re going to be so disappointed.

I would let you down.

 

[Tully_Monster]

Awww, I'm sorry you feel that way

I would take you out for a drink

 

[Stanthropical]

Does not compute.

I would let you ride my motorcycle. Alone.

 

[Tully_Monster]

Does not compute.

I would let you ride my motorcycle. Alone.

My apologies Sir for not using correct wording!

I would crash it

I would let you pay my hospital bill

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

I'm English so no

I would let you clean my gutters.

 

[Stanthropical]

I would charge you for it before i clean them. You also provide equipment.

I would let you feed me your diet. For one week.

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I highly doubt that

I would let you rub my feet. But I'm ticklish, so there may be lots of giggles and some kicking and screaming.

 

[Stanthropical]

Pass.

I would let you wash my car while you're wearing a frog costume.

 

[Deleted member 1406226]

YESSSSSS I wanna be a frog!

I would let you serenade me with below-averahe piano ballads while drinking fairly affordable wine.

 

[MelancholyArtist]

sounds fair to me.

IWLY make up lyrics to songs you don't know

 

[Stanthropical]

I'd totally sing some crazy ass shit. Way off-key too.

I'd let you feed stray kittens in my yard.

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

That's good, because they need food and water

I would let you help me look for the mother and try to find a legitimate rescue to help the kittens and mother find a home

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Aww, to be reunited

I would let you make me a song playlist.

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

What's your music tastes? I would be happy to make you a playlist

I would let you make me a caprese sandwich

 

[Nekojanai]

Basil or oregano?

I would let you paint my nails.

 

[Johnthomas094]

Red or blue?

I would let you shave me.

 

[Stanthropical]

I'd laugh and ask whether you're drunk.

I'd let you wash my car while following you around and pointing out all the spots you missed, with a constant promise of a reward.