Jokes

HELLO MABAL,

I HAVE A VERY NAUGHTY JOKE... PLEASE DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER, AFTER YOU READ IT, O.K.?...LOL

HERE GOES...

A BLACK MAN IS WALKING ALONG AN OCEAN BEACH, AND SUDDENLY HE SEES THIS BOTTLE SHINING IN THE SUN, AND SO HE PICK'S IT UP... HE BRUSHES THE SAND OFF OF IT, AND SUDDENLY A GENIE APPEARS... THE GENIE SAYS TO HIM, "SINCE YOU'VE RELEASED ME FROM MY BOTTLE, YOU GET TO HAVE ONE WISH COME TRUE"...

SO, WHILE THE BLACK MAN IS THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO WISH FOR, A WHITE WOMAN COMES ALONG, AND WALKS BY THEM... THE BLACK MAN SAYS... "GEE I WISH I WERE WHITE, AND BETWEEN HER LEGS!"...

THE GENIE SAYS, POOF!!!... YOU'RE A TAMPON!... :) LMAO

NOW I'M NOT RACIST NOR DO I PLAY ONE ON TV, SO, NO HATE EMAILS TYVM...LOL TTFN!... ; )

TC, TTYAL,

~StarFire~:cool:

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HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE "NAUGHTY", JOKE... : ) K GTG... C YA'S! :cool:

 
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Rabbits

An adorable little tousle-headed blonde girl in ribbons and pony-tails walks up to the pet shop counter and says, ‘Excwuse me Mistha, do you have any wabbits?”
The attendant thinks, “How cute is this little angel?” And he drops down to one knee and her level, then he smiles and asks, “I have some lovely white rabbits or perhaps you would prefer a brown one with a cute pink nose?”
The little girl shuffles her feet, looks down, then leans in close and whispers in the man’s ear. “I down’t fink my pyfon weally gives a phuk, mithsta.”


Lakeside xx
 
HELLO AGAIN,

I WOULDN'T SAY THESE ARE TECHNICALLY "JOKES", BUT THEY SURE ARE FUNNY IF YOU HAVE A "DRY", "NASTY", SENSE OF HUMOR LIKE I DO... ENJOY...LOL :eek:;):p:D:cool: SORRY FOR BEING A PAGE HOG!...LMAO HERE YOU GO ORIGINAL MEMES CREATED BY "STARFIRE"!... HOPE YOU GET A GIGGLE OUT OF THEM!... K I BEST BE GOING, BEFORE MY TROLLS AND HATERS FIND ME, AND HUNT ME DOWN WITH PITCH FORKS, AND AXE HANDLES!...LMAO :eek::p:rolleyes:;):cool:

TTYAL,

~StarFire~:cool:


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HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE ORIGINAL "MEME", SHOW, I SHARED WITH YOU ALL...:p:D:rolleyes:;):cool:

TTFN!

~StarFire~:cool:

 

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