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TallulahBlue
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Doesn't even need a caption...
LMFAO !
FRAT BOY'S 
TallulahBlue
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ME: It's just that we see each other all the time, every day almost, and I thought we could possibly take this to the next level, and what better day to do that than today? So what do you say? Will you be my Valentine?
PIZZA DELIVERY DRIVER: Um, if you could please let go of me, I have other stops to make.
PIZZA DELIVERY DRIVER: Um, if you could please let go of me, I have other stops to make.
TallulahBlue
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Well, I've now asked several people what IDGAF stands for and not only have their replies not been helpful, but they've been downright rude
TallulahBlue
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MEETING LEADER: Welcome to Sarcastic People Anonymous.
ME: Oh, I thought this was a Gullible People Anonymous meeting.
LEADER (rolling his eyes): No it isn't, but we're all SO glad you could make it anyway.
ME: Aww, that's so sweet! Thank you!
ME: Oh, I thought this was a Gullible People Anonymous meeting.
LEADER (rolling his eyes): No it isn't, but we're all SO glad you could make it anyway.
ME: Aww, that's so sweet! Thank you!
TallulahBlue
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ME: Valentine's Day is almost over. But thank you for a wonderful time. *leans in and whispers* And now I just want to hold you and love you and touch you and fucking lick you everywhere. I want you so fucking bad I can taste it.
MY BOX OF CHOCOLATES: *just sits there*
ME: It's okay to be shy. I'll do all the work.
MY BOX OF CHOCOLATES: *just sits there*
ME: It's okay to be shy. I'll do all the work.
TallulahBlue
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People who invite me to their house long ago learned to not leave me unsupervised in their kitchen!
TallulahBlue
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If I were an M&M, there is about a 100% chance I would eat myself.
Then again, even without being an M&M, if I could eat myself now there is about a 100% chance I would never leave my bedroom
