Missed connection: he was leaning in for a kiss and I was repeatedly stabbing him in the face with a fork because I thought he was going for my chili cheese fries.
Missed connection: you were smiling as you stared at me intently in line at the grocery store and I was hitting you across the face with a People magazine because I thought your eyebrows were caterpillars.
Missed connection: we were having a nice conversation when you were in line behind me at Target and then my debit card was declined and then my 3 credit cards were declined and you got tired of waiting so you went to another register.
Missed Connection: I see you smile and wave at me and I get all excited when you walk towards me... and then continue right past me to the guy behind me.
Missed connection: I was behind you inline, you looked back and i said "hello" you turned away saying nothing, the next time you looked back i looked down acting like i wasn't looking and i felt you smile .......I think maybe
Missed connection: We were in the park talking, and I broke the ice and started telling you about my idea for a commercial for floors, how it would show a guy tumbling forever into oblivion and the narrator would say "he should have bought a floor," but something must have come up because you ran off in the middle of me telling you about it.
Missed Connection: Back in high school you were a cheer leader and I was a skinny dork that you ignored. 18 years later i see your friend request on Facebook and i now hit "ignore"