Missed Connections

[TallulahBlue]

Missed connection: he was leaning in for a kiss and I was repeatedly stabbing him in the face with a fork because I thought he was going for my chili cheese fries.

 

[SkiDude101]

This is @TallulahBlue , lol

Edit: oops that was was supposed to be Thallulah, not sure where my head is at today.

 

[TallulahBlue]

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Joey is my spirit animal, lol

 

[SkiDude101]

When I read your post I immediately thought of Joey, lol

 

[FallenFreya]

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This is @FallenFreya, lol

Oh cheeky, I do share my cupcakes.

 

[SkiDude101]

Oh cheeky, I do share my cupcakes.

I messed up the post. For some reason your just in my head today

 

[FallenFreya]

I messed up the post. For some reason your just in my head today

Jinxy will be jealous.

 

[SkiDude101]

Missed Connection: @TallulahBlue creates a fun thread and Skidude gets into the driver's seat and wrecks it

 

[Jinxy]

Jinxy will be jealous.

Wow @SkiDude101 just because I include Freya in our 3some chat doesn’t mean you can keep thinking about her after!!!

( disclaimer: Dude and I have never had a 3some chat ... that all happened in my head )

 

[TallulahBlue]

Missed Connection: @TallulahBlue creates a fun thread and Skidude gets into the driver's seat and wrecks it

You didn't wreck nothin!

 

[TallulahBlue]

Missed connection: you were smiling as you stared at me intently in line at the grocery store and I was hitting you across the face with a People magazine because I thought your eyebrows were caterpillars.

 

[Mike15181]

Missed connection: I know me starring is not polite but I wanted change back from that lap dance! You know who you are

 

[Skinnyasfuk]

@TallulahBlue best sinse of humar ever! Kid cracks me up

 

[TallulahBlue]

Missed connection: we were having a nice conversation when you were in line behind me at Target and then my debit card was declined and then my 3 credit cards were declined and you got tired of waiting so you went to another register.

 

[SkiDude101]

Missed Connection: I see you smile and wave at me and I get all excited when you walk towards me... and then continue right past me to the guy behind me.

 

[Bdj1992]

Missed Connection: I sure was happy that you were winking at me. then appeard you had some dust in your eye

 

[Stanthropical]

Missed connection: we were discussing the shitty weather and then you’ve made the Miranda Warning. It was hawt af.

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Missed connection: I was behind you inline, you looked back and i said "hello" you turned away saying nothing, the next time you looked back i looked down acting like i wasn't looking and i felt you smile .......I think maybe

 

[TallulahBlue]

Missed connection: We were in the park talking, and I broke the ice and started telling you about my idea for a commercial for floors, how it would show a guy tumbling forever into oblivion and the narrator would say "he should have bought a floor," but something must have come up because you ran off in the middle of me telling you about it.

 

[SkiDude101]

Missed Connection: Back in high school you were a cheer leader and I was a skinny dork that you ignored. 18 years later i see your friend request on Facebook and i now hit "ignore"