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Alex_AD
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I finally had the courage to ask you out on a date but your reply was "fuck off you egghead". I never asked a woman out ever again 
Missed Connections
- Thread starter TallulahBlue
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Alex_AD
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I was minding my own business whilst crossing the road and you hit me with your car. You yelled at me and told me my father should've pulled out
I was swishing my feet in the river and you swam by looking adorable! I kinda got scared and pulled my feet in but slowly warmed up and put my feet back in then you came in close and nibbled on my toe . . . No one ever made me feel the way you did. I don't know why you swam off, but can we do it again? I'm heading back to the same spot today, maybe you'll be there . . . Sweet little fish 
TallulahBlue
Resident
Missed connection: You were the Jehovah's Witness who lived down the street from me and you seemed nice so I kept trying to come over and introduce myself but every time I knocked on your door you pretended that you weren't home.
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Alex_AD
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Lmao I can relate to this one
TallulahBlue
Resident
Missed connection: I was rubbing a bottle and you were the genie who popped out and gave me 3 wishes. My first wish was to see what it was like on the inside of the bottle.
I'm still in here. If you read this, hit me up. I need to order a double cheeseburger and a double cheesecake to complete my wishes. Thx.
I'm still in here. If you read this, hit me up. I need to order a double cheeseburger and a double cheesecake to complete my wishes. Thx.
TallulahBlue
Resident
Missed connection: I was flirting with you in line at Wal-Mart and you said you were getting butterflies in your stomach and I asked you why the fuck you were eating insects and you accidentally put all your stuff down and left the store. Hit me up.
TallulahBlue
Resident
Missed connection: We were both in line at Popeye's and you asked how I was and I said, "I'm bringing sexy back..." and you started laughing your fucking ass off and I said, "I wasn't finished with my sentence: I'm bringing sexy backwards" but by then you were gone. Anyway, it seems you like Popeye's and I'm Louisiana fresh. Hit me up.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
I may have to take up religion.
TallulahBlue
Resident
We could share a Cheesuscake...
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
And Chipotle.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Every day.
Word-Lover
Well-Known Member
I thought it was a date but it was an invitation to church camp, goddamnit.
TallulahBlue
Resident
LOL, you've clearly never seen me in action at church camp...
TallulahBlue
Resident
Missed connection: We were competing in a rap battle and I took things too personally and started bawling. I'm still not sure how you got ahold of my credit score or how you knew my dad dresses like that, but I finally quit crying. Would like to rap with you again. Hit me up, yo.
to that stunning red head wearing blue jeans and walkin the street barefoot. I tried to warn you bout the broken bottle on the side walk and you ignored me as you walked by. I kept walking but heard a painful scream as i rounded the corner. Maybe you feel like talking now. If you do look me up will ya
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