I will not be your lover, not now, not ever, not even in your fantasies. I WILL, however, cut your femoral artery the second you try.
LOL
Don't refrigerate your meat. People a million years ago didn't have refrigerators and we're still here. Refrigerators are a lie—like those stupid Hallmark holidays.
There's no such thing as a bad idea
Don't eat with utensils. It's a bullshit control tactic invented by aristocrats to keep us stupid.
Wear backwards baseball caps—it's the best way to fight aristocrats and their stupid eating utensils.
@Stanthropical is super friendly. Spew bullshit all over it's wall.
Spew bullshit all over Stan's wall—there will be zero really weird repercussions.
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blulittlegirl
Guest
Brag about your dick game for the whole week, then when you get together, nut quick and blame her for having a fire p***y.
She'll be so flattered.
She'll be so flattered.
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blulittlegirl
Guest
Passive aggressively solve all problems between you and your partner. Never say what you're really thinking just in case it makes them understand where you're coming from. In fact, don't communicate your feelings. That's so 2009.
Always be honest about penis size....
When in doubt, pull the fire alarm.
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nessabbyxo
Guest
Never wipe yourself after using the bathroom and NEVER wash your hands either.
This thread just went to the toilet.
