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[InvincibleLight]

LOL

It's a NO or a YES answer.

I will not be your lover, not now, not ever, not even in your fantasies. I WILL, however, cut your femoral artery the second you try.

 

[Stanthropical]

LOL

 

[Donjuan85]

Calling someone a douche nozzle is a complement.

 

[Stanthropical]

Don't refrigerate your meat. People a million years ago didn't have refrigerators and we're still here. Refrigerators are a lie—like those stupid Hallmark holidays.

 

[InvincibleLight]

There's no such thing as a bad idea

 

[Stanthropical]

Don't eat with utensils. It's a bullshit control tactic invented by aristocrats to keep us stupid.

 

[FutaF]

Guys: wear flip flops everywhere, even if you are over 20.

Same goes for backwards hats.

 

[Stanthropical]

Wear backwards baseball caps—it's the best way to fight aristocrats and their stupid eating utensils.

 

[InvincibleLight]

@Stanthropical is super friendly. Spew bullshit all over it's wall.

 

[Stanthropical]

Spew bullshit all over Stan's wall—there will be zero really weird repercussions.

 

[Notroh]

When speaking publicly make sure to say “um” a lot. Use non words to fill the silence.

 

[blulittlegirl]

Brag about your dick game for the whole week, then when you get together, nut quick and blame her for having a fire p***y.

She'll be so flattered.

 

[Dogowar]

Remember the saying "If at first you don't succeed, try try again" well its false!!! Let's face it, if you can't do something the first time, what makes you think you can do it the second, third or five hundred and thirty seventh time??

 

[Leukje]

Achieve something before you talk about it. Because that way you find the support of people who believe you can do it easily.

 

[blulittlegirl]

Passive aggressively solve all problems between you and your partner. Never say what you're really thinking just in case it makes them understand where you're coming from. In fact, don't communicate your feelings. That's so 2009.

 

[Boredwifeneedsattention]

Always be honest about penis size....

 

[Stanthropical]

When in doubt, pull the fire alarm.

 

[Mixedgirl]

Lie ! Lie about everything

 

[nessabbyxo]

Never wipe yourself after using the bathroom and NEVER wash your hands either.

 

[Stanthropical]

This thread just went to the toilet.