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[Chubbychappie]

Keep to an Average speed of 45mph in busy car parks

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

 

[LastOne]

Jay walkers are 5 pts, a dog walker is 10 but with the dog is 20, guy on crutches is 25, blind person is 30. Extra 5 pts if you back up over them after initial contact. Now go and try to make the 100 pt mark.

 

[pigheaded]

Running with scissors is a myth! Here borrow mine and run like the wind!

 

[Deleted member 1136740]

Turn your parking lights on and stop your car on the road wherever you like to.

 

[Donjuan85]

Fire alarms are only for firemen

 

[Deleted member 1136740]

Medians are for parking.

 

[KindaWeird]

Lying is always the best option, truth is overrated

 

[Stanthropical]

When drinking milk, put pineapple in your milk.

 

[DaveJonno83]

Save the planet by only using one ply toilet paper after 10 pints of Guinness

 

[DaveJonno83]

After shaving your balls or chuff, splash some aftershave/perfume down there. Your partner will love it

 

[pigheaded]

Always bring your mom on dates....yea women love that!

 

[Notroh]

If you get pulled over pretend you are super drunk, cops love that.

 

[LilaKay8]

Create a thread

 

[Englishflower]

Always wax it doesn't hurt honest lolz

 

[AlexWS]

ALWAYS eat the yellow snow.

 

[SandraMaus]

Don't follow what you think is the right way, make your way to what you think is happiness

 

[AlexWS]

Slayer is great to fuck too.

 

[Englishflower]

Always wash the condom before reusing it lolz

 

[AshX]

Ignore "doctors", the 5 second rule most certainly applies to saucy wings.