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[AlexWS]

Girls love when you walk up to them in a bar, spank them, and call them "sweet cheeks".

 

[Deleted member 1136740]

Girls love when you walk up to them in a bar, spank them, and call them "sweet cheeks".

hahaha man!!!! I had the same thought and was about to type it up ... crazy!!

 

[Englishflower]

Always finish first guys then go to sleep girls really love that

 

[MissLed]

Buy a Lady a drink and expect her night to be your's .

 

[Deleted member 1136740]

Buy a Lady a drink and expect her night to be your's .

That's legit advice, guys all over the world assume this is true!! lol

 

[Eb89]

That's legit advice, guys all over the world assume this is true!! lol

And if she says no just follow her around all night, women love persistence

 

[mytxquila]

be sober when talking to your crush.

 

[MissLed]

Just Do It lol No on will see lol

 

[Eb89]

Tell random strangers your life story, people love hearing about things that don't pertain to them

 

[AlexWS]

Always bang a hooker without a condom.

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Eat the yellow snow, It's the best part,

 

[Argoram]

Electric fences work better when you pee on them

 

[AlexWS]

Your penis should not be used to stop the blades of a fan.

 

[Stan42MUK]

Dance like there's nobody watching

 

[Thalassa]

A penny saved is a penny earned. Now you can use that penny to finally get that thingy you didn't really want anyway and put the rest on your maxed out credit card.

 

[AlexWS]

If you had a dream that you were eating chocolate pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your butt...

 

[MissLed]

Go ahead Stick ya finger in it lol It's not turned on

 

[xDawnBBW]

If he only says he loves you during sex, he really means it! And it's true.. his dick really is too big for a condom.

 

[Gigio8o]

...Continue eating!

eww!!!

 

[AlexWS]

It's okay to lick a fork and then stick it in a light socket. I did it and I turned out fine 67686674967694769686 POTATO SALAD!!!