Lead people on, show them they mean the world to you and then stop giving a fuck.
When most of the guys on Fcn say they have a big dick and they have pictures to "prove" u wrong. U know they won't ever lie to ya
Gotta have proof lol
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Garth888
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Its ok to drink straight from the milk carton.
That's terrible advice? Why? I drink my chocolate milk from the carton
always run with scissors
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Garth888
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Eat yellow snow!
Come to Firefly for relationship advice 
Definitely smoke crack
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Garth888
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Just charge it thats why they make credit cards.
Guys always go around outside naked in the freezing cold it always makes your cock look bigger lolz
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justagoodguy55
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And when you stay outside for enough time it even gets hard lol
Never Date a guy With his Boots Untied!
Sleep around as much as you can, it helps you feel well rested.
When you feel tired at 3am, snacks are the best solution. All the brain really wants is sugar.
You should definitely take that 3rd shot of tequila and text your ex and while you're at it ..climb on that bar table and dance like no ones watching .. craig the bouncer is definitely not coming to tase you with a stun gun because you're higher than giraffe pussy hanging from the bar ceiling
"It just happened" is an effective and always accepted get out of jail free card.
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Garth888
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If your on a date it's always a good idea to be on your phone more than you talk to your date.
you should definitely and I mean for sure .. shoot your gun into a hurricane .. duh mother nature can't defeat bullets
All traffic cops really want is a shot of your whiskey and a blow job.