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[justagoodguy55]

You should always be totally honest in a relationship, so it's your duty to tell her that she gained weight

 

[HotPotato86]

You should always be totally honest in a relationship, so it's your duty to tell her that she gained weight

Better wear a metal shield for your wee wee or she might turn it into an entree #cannibalLife

 

[HotPotato86]

Always go to work naked

 

[HotPotato86]

If you date a guy and you think it didnt work out because all guys are assholes ..you should totally convert because women are the easiest ppl in the world to understand..and they won't cause you to have grey hair in your mid 30s or watch the notebook while having a 3some with a pint of Ben and Jerry's because you're both PMS'g and walking on eggshells

 

[Garth888]

Go ahead and piss on that electric fence.

 

[HotPotato86]

definitely offer the cop at the red light some columbian cocaineeeee .. He'd be insulted if you didn't

 

[HotPotato86]

Totally advisable steps for working at home that will guarantee your job security:

1. Log on (and clock in if applicable).
2. Set an alarm for your lunch break.
3. Fall asleep.
4. Wake up (and clock out if applicable).
5. Set an alarm for the end of your lunch.
6. Fall asleep.
7. Wake up (and clock in if applicable).
8. Set an alarm for the end of the day.
9. Fall asleep.
10. Wake up.
11. Log off (and clock out if applicable).
12. Just fall asleep again.

And don't worry, absolutely nobody will notice that you haven't done anything or responded to any emails or IMs all fucking day.

I died laughing ... haha I can just imagine this ..cause my dad works as a civil servant for the us army ..and it has been a shit show as far as proper communication since they started teleworking mostly

 

[Browneyes44]

Never try to make new friends on FCN

 

[HotPotato86]

always smoke by your gas tank

 

[HotPotato86]

Always call yourself " da bomb diggity" right as the plane takes off

 

[VintageVixen]

Leaping off the roof of your house, while flapping your arms at the right speed will make you fly. Open your mouth wide as you fall, it helps to create the drag you'll need.

 

[HotPotato86]

Always and I do mean always take as many selfies as possible when coming across a bear cub because the mama cub is probably definitely not around

 

[HotPotato86]

Always do everything, and I mean everything, the literal last minute.

check and mate im 30 years ahead of the game on this one

 

[HotPotato86]

Hair Dryers are a necessity for shower time .. and whats a shower without a toaster on deck

 

[TacoBelle]

Always do exactly what your friends do, because they always do exactly the right things. Yep.

 

[HotPotato86]

Do sneeze on your mask and then switch it inside cause apparently that's super sanitary –_–

 

[Shaggs]

The next time you see a bear, don't run away. Give it a big hug, instead. Bears can't scratch their stomachs.

 

[HotPotato86]

You haven't experienced life till you e put your tongue on a car cigarette lighter

 

[HotPotato86]

Always make it clear in a lesbian chat room that you're a lesbian

That's the only way to verify it

 

[HotPotato86]

Definitely swim in a lightning storm ..its not that electrifying