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I was told if you want to take a bath and dry your wet hair at the same time then definitely bring the blow dryer into the bath with you
sure its ok to meet your spouse at a family reunion. After all there is no genetic effects from making babies with you cuzins
Eat Tide
Leave half a million worth of jewelry, electronics and other shit in your rental car while you're parked for several hours in the stadium district of a large city, like A-Rod did.
(allegedly...at least that's what the insurance claim will say)
(allegedly...at least that's what the insurance claim will say)
Wear distressed denims to work you’ll look super cool
Hate to say it, but he parked in the worse possible street during a game at AT&T Park. Wonder why A-Rod didnt get stadium parking. A former Yankee being in San Francisco maybe? Hmmm.
That's what I was thinking...don't they have secured parking for players and stadium/broadcast people? Wtf.
Seriously the only thing he could have done worse is to put a big Dodgers logo on the car lol.
Always test your grenades before using them on other people by pulling the pin, setting it down on a pile of rusty metal plating, panicking and running wildly.
You should run out into traffic because Ghosts can't get hit by cars.
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Don't eat salads every day. Salads will make you constipated.
Always listen to bad advice, never ever fact check.
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If your coworker stops working, stick a fork in his eyesocket.
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If you have synthetic oil in your car's engine, you never need to change it, because only the additives and detergents degrade in the oil. It'll be fine.