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[AmandaFlirty]

Always stomp real hard in Stans garden

 

[Hotcarter76]

Always take your date to the adult bookstore.

 

[Kheldar_TO]

When sunburned, slather on some cooking fat to soothe the ache then sit, unmoving, under a blazing sun to season the oil.

 

[blulittlegirl]

Last night's eyeliner is today's smokey eye if you believe in yourself.

 

[Hotcarter76]

Go ahead and take Mom with you on the first date

 

[Notroh]

The best time to profess your love is early on, like the first date.

 

[LastOne]

Don't worry, they guy jumping after you will pull the cord to your chute.

 

[Notroh]

When introducing your significant other make sure to use a name other than theirs.

 

[FutaF]

First dates, invite your parents.

 

[SniperJon]

When out in public places, always sit as close as you can to strangers. They want you in their personal space, giving them room is an insult

 

[blulittlegirl]

Go bungee jumping w/out the cord. It's called "free falling". All the cool people are doing it.

 

[FutaF]

When you go for that big interview, lead off with an inappropriate joke. It shows you are fearless. The more offensive the better.

 

[Stanthropical]

Better yet, bring your dog to the interview. Everybody loves a dog person. You'll be hired before you know it.

 

[InvincibleLight]

Or even better, bring your dildo to an interview. It shows you are super brave an unashamed of who you are.

 

[Chubbychappie]

If you are wasting too much time online you can always give up FCN

 

[FutaF]

Yes and make sure you show the interviewer how much of an animal lover you really are...

 

[DasherVance]

Never...never, never, never, never, never wash your hands!

 

[blulittlegirl]

That "gut instinct" everyone harps about is most probably just gas. It's best to ignore it.

 

[Dogowar]

Sick of forgetting your keys??? Then why not superglue them to your hand so you'll never forget them again.

 

[Stanthropical]

Best suit is your birthday suit.