Funny Predictive Text

[NotSoQuietGirl]

Thanks for the first man on the moon we now have a reason to put other people on the moon.

It's a shame that I have to slap......

 

[Stanthropical]

It's a shame that I have to slap my feet on this one because it's so much better than what I've ever seen before


Give me 30 minutes with you

 

[Esoterix]

Give me 30 minutes with you please and I can give you my address to my house and I will be at my office by the time you get there so I don’t have to wait for your arrival

Paint me like one of your…

 

[BlackDahlia22]

Paint me like one of your cock for the deviant pleasure and hope that you will find the best possible way for us




Relax dont do it .....

 

[Stanthropical]

Relax don't do it again you are a scammer you are a hacker you are a real person you are a fake account you are a good person you are not a real friend you are a very nice guy


I have been looking forward

 

[Esoterix]

I have been looking forward to seeing your face today and I’m really excited about you and your new business and your family as well

Sweet potato…

 

[Stanthropical]

Sweet potato and a sweet tea please thank you for your prayers and your support for my family in this difficult time


Quick, get in my

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

Quick, get in my ass and let's drive off into the sunset.

I'm to horny...

 

[Sunshine22]

I'm to horny blonde with the new windows and I am sleepy

When you're to...

 

[Esoterix]

When you’re too tired to do it but you’re not ready to be able to sleep

You’re a small fish…

 

[Stanthropical]

You're a small fish with no legs but you can eat a big shark with your head

Press my buttons and see

 

[Esoterix]

Press my buttons and see what happens when I click the wrong button on your profile

Click my profile with your…

 

[Stanthropical]

Click my profile with your favorite picture and you'll find a whole new world of people who are interested in your art and your music


99 bottles of beers on the wall, but

 

[Riverside]

99 bottles of beer on the wall, but I am not sure if you have a great day going to the radio...

Well, radio gaga...

 

[HellinHeels]

Well, radio gaga is just a few people on my last nerve

We come together to...

 

[Riverside]

We come together to create an environment where you can get a bit more time with your friend

Ah, isn't that a ...

 

[BlackDahlia22]

Ah, isn't that a bit more like the last time you said you wanted me to cum in the mirror and you were supposed to make us reasonably safe



Is that an old....

 

[Sunshine22]

Is that an old lady hobbling around the world

Quick, pass the...

 

[Locket44]

Quick pass the message to the office today is my first time in the bath with my favourite toy


No I don't think

 

[BlackDahlia22]

No i don't think that is the 30th one yet but I'll have another go




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