Game Pros & Cons

[WomanOnTop]

Pro: They’re sexy looking for some reason
Con: The older I get the easier it is to pull one.

Hair cuts

 

[LastOne]

Pro: You can look more professional.


Cons: If done wrong, you can look like a serial killer rap star.


Oysters

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Pros: apparently an Aphrodisiac

Cons: Feels like a giant chunky snot going down your throat!

Santa

 

[Tdp06]

Pro: your kids are so excited when he comes..
Cons :you are never surprised when they open gifts

Coffeeeee

 

[StarlyteWishes]

Pro: Mana from heaven, love of my life, blessed blessed nectar of the Gods
Con: why must your love make me so jittery?

Baristas

 

[Blake34]

Pro: crush worthy cute, and they do that little heart shape in your coffee foam...do they like you?...are they flirting?...is this a signal?...did I drink too much coffee?...
Con: out of your league

Shirt stays

 

[WomanOnTop]

Pro; keeps the shirt tucked in
Con: looks uncomfortable

Bubble gum

 

[KingEros]

Pros: fun and tasty, makes breath better
Cons: flavor won’t last long and hurts your jaw

Hair spray

 

[WomanOnTop]

Pro: you can make a fun blowtorch out of the aerosol cans (do they still have those?)
Con: it makes my hair sticky and weighs it down

Canned soup

 

[Thalassa]

Pro: Tummy filler
Con: Too much sodium leads to hypertension

Banana peels

 

[xyzrp]

Pro: Good for your teeth
Con: Bad if your feet coordination sucks in general

Finger Tips

 

[Thalassa]

Pro: Indispensable for foreplay, texting, poking someone
Con: Fingerprints will always screw you if you don't wear gloves while committing a crime

Tasers

 

[xyzrp]

Pro: Comes in handy if you have to fry quick snacks, if ya know what I mean. *wink wink*
Con: Runs the risk of tasing yourself in the foot (If you're stupid like me)

Cheetos

 

[Thalassa]

Pro: Awesome junk food, leaves you feeling gross which sometimes you crave feeling
Con: Makes them finger tips orange, hence leaving more discernible finger prints everywhere

Strapless bras

 

[angellick44]

Pros: holds your boobs in place

Cons: underneath wire drives me crazy

Fcn couples

 

[Craig_C]

Pros: Always nice to want and be wanted
Cons: Someone always tries to interject drama

Vibrators

 

[Daddy666]

Pros: you can play with them.
Cons: they can't play with you.

Football

Balls

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Vibrators:
Pros: Fresh batteries, hard with out foreplay, hide in a drawer. A convenient replacement for a man
Cons: Won't take the garbage out or tell you your flaws are cute.

Compliments

 

[WomanOnTop]

Pros: they make a person feel good
Cons: when you give them, some people think you might mean more than you do

Arguments

 

[StarlyteWishes]

Cons: They can lead to hurt feelings
Pros: Make up sex!!!

Spies