Pro: crush worthy cute, and they do that little heart shape in your coffee foam...do they like you?...are they flirting?...is this a signal?...did I drink too much coffee?...
Con: out of your league
Pro: Comes in handy if you have to fry quick snacks, if ya know what I mean. *wink wink*
Con: Runs the risk of tasing yourself in the foot (If you're stupid like me)
Pro: Awesome junk food, leaves you feeling gross which sometimes you crave feeling
Con: Makes them finger tips orange, hence leaving more discernible finger prints everywhere
Vibrators:
Pros: Fresh batteries, hard with out foreplay, hide in a drawer. A convenient replacement for a man
Cons: Won't take the garbage out or tell you your flaws are cute.