Share a really weird/bizarre dream

I dreamt I kept trying to convince my dad to let me borrow his toothbrush. Not sure why but it was for a very important reason.
 
Last night I had a dream that I found a bunch of kittens in my backyard. They were so tiny, they fit in the palm of my hand. And then I fed them with a bottle...o_O A sign that I could become a cat lady....maybe :p
 
I had a dream the other night where I was having surgery but I wasn't fully under so I could feel everything that was going on and yet I couldn't say anything because I was like trapped it was so weird and so terrible.
 
I had a freaking Inception dream last night, a dream within a dream. Well, it was more of a nightmare. I was at my aunt funeral, it was was weird and very perturbing. Like most of the time, i knew i was dreaming. It was a very toxic atmosphere, so i tried very hard to break through and wake up. And i finally succeed it, i woke up. But i didn't actually woke up irl, i woke up in another dream. I was like 'Ah Ah, I knew i was dreaming'. And, after a while, i noticed some strange things again, and... BOOM ! I woke up, irl, in my bed !

I was like... Whaaaattttt ?! :eek:
 
Last night I dreamt that I was offering men thigh and butt massages (no other areas) in my garage (being sure the sunlight was filtered in a romantic way) for $66.99 LOL
 
I dreamt that I was invited to a party
When I got there everyone was getting a tattoo
As soon as the tattoo was done it became reality
Eg if you got a robotic hand then your real hand would become a robotic hand
I don’t know how but I ended up having a tap (faucet) attached to my shoulder
(Was weird because I would never get a tattoo as I have a needle phobia)
 
I had a dream that I was in a war and all I had was my golf club and a bag of balls. And yet somehow I single handedly won by hitting the enemy with awesome golf shots. So friggin weird.
 
I have a recurrent dream that a girl i reallyyyy hate (not someone specific) is in love/obsessed with me and follow me everywhere. I even have to hide where i live to not be harrassed 24/7.
It's nerve wracking because i can feel this f*cking hate through all the dream. So i always wake up in a bad mood, with this nasty feeling in my guts.

But i have no idea where this come from... :/
 
Slopps said:
Ok... I remember like half a handfull of dreams per year, but this one was frigheningly real and oddly precise "sex dream":

I somehow lived in London and got picked up by 4 men in a very small car to go to a big party.... And every tie the driver touched his hair, he lost a few of his dreadlocks which was kinda disgusting. So i got out of the car only to realize i was not wearing any pants. So pulled my sweater down, except that the tip of my dick was still visible, but nobody cared so neither did I (except that i had to pull my sweter down the whole time). Then I realized i needed to get a haircut so i left the party but didn't want to go with the disgusting rasta guy, so i took the busline nr. 8. The problem was that i didn't now the adress of the hair dresser so i sat at the station, trying to remember, next to a cute homeless girl. Thats when a tramay arrived, with an orgy in the first wagon. There were like really beautiful people (top models/pornstars, etc...) having sex with loud weird and funny benny hill kind of music. I was kind of surprised as you can imagine, and even more as the homeless girl pulled off her coat yelling "tada!"... She was actually also a very pretty girl wearing a suit or something and she said that she organized that tramway as a publicity stunt for a sex club and that asked if i liked. To which i replied that I wouldn't go there with that music and that i had an appointment with my hairdresser anyways.... So i stood up, my dick still hanging out under my sweater and stepped intonthe bus nr. 8.

The end...

No analyse this, Freud!
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Okay... you win this thread.
 
I frequently have a dream that I'm looking over a balcony on a very tall building and the railing just disappears and I'm plummeting to the ground but for some reason I'm not worried :confused:
 
I dont remember most of my dreams very well, but last night I dreamed that I was playing a video game, except I wasn't. And then I was a rabbit, bouncing up a rainbow and then slid down a giant slide where suddenly I was a kitten falling down a hole and came out on someone's head, and puked up a hairball. Suddenly there was a giant spider, except it was actually a black unicorn, and then suddenly I was awake. I got up, showered, dressed and applied makeup as usual. I left the house, drove to class thinking about the weird dream Id just had, and suddenly I bumped into myself as a kitten, and suddenly I was naked and running through a sewer with the 2003 Ninja Turtles singing "Break" by Three Days Grace.
 
LOL

I had a dream last week in which I was moving in with some chatter (don't even remember who) and all I remember is that I spent most of the dream in the lobby of the condominium, hacking into electronic lock system, messing with the doorman's entry buzzer, making it play metal riffs and melodies. I also remember using the lobby's tiny bathroom, which was all black and white marble.
 
I had a dream that the clouds were just higher than the height of a truck I was riding in. I hung out the window and put my hands in the clouds...which was snow. :)
 
I had a dream about an old highschool friend being a drug dealer in a bowling club and writing a suicide note but he got caught by police - there was a lot more to it (dinner, a swimming pool, trying to find a secret entrance to an upstairs bar) but that's mainly what happened.

The last dream before that had heaps of bunnies and guinea pigs in it.
 
Had a dream the other night where I was laying on my deathbed, unable to move, but I could still see and hear all the people that came and went. Then everything went black and I woke up many years into the future where everything looked Mad Max esque. Then I woke up for real to get some water cause seeing all that desert sand made me thirsty.
 
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