Shitty ditties...

Back to you mate I've an early start up at 0300 hence staying in office should do same night fellas
 
Don't know wouldn't hurt to have them hanging up ready. The guns are all clean. PMSL last night
 
I thought I'd have a different play
And take my pooch out for the day
I set off with a cheery wave
Thinking y'all could behave
But as we frolicked on the sand
Things in here got out of hand
It seems the boys were being rude
About me and that MJ dude
Well lads I hate to burst your bubble
So MJ come give me a cuddle
If the cap fits and all that stuff
You are now my bit of fluff

;):p
 
Spangle said:
I thought I'd have a different play
And take my pooch out for the day
I set off with a cheery wave
Thinking y'all could behave
But as we frolicked on the sand
Things in here got out of hand
It seems the boys were being rude
About me and that MJ dude
Well lads I hate to burst your bubble
So MJ come give me a cuddle
If the cap fits and all that stuff
You are now my bit of fluff

;):p
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Love it Spangle..... Better wash my hands before we cuddle, my fingers are a bit stained with all the bean juice and I don't want to leave any inappropriate marks...unless you'd like that lol:rolleyes:....Good stuff im your bit of fluff ️xx
 
Spangle said:
I thought I'd have a different play
And take my pooch out for the day
I set off with a cheery wave
Thinking y'all could behave
But as we frolicked on the sand
Things in here got out of hand
It seems the boys were being rude
About me and that MJ dude
Well lads I hate to burst your bubble
So MJ come give me a cuddle
If the cap fits and all that stuff
You are now my bit of fluff

;):p
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We all missed you so much yesterday
Without you Spangle we lost our way
Im so glad you're back here and wanting to cuddle
Just hope our embrace doesn't leave a bean puddle
I have no problem Spangle being your bit of fluff
Although sharing you with a tractor will be a bit tough
While you and doggy were on the sand treading
Marty and Kris were planning our wedding
Im not sure if this was part of your plan
But drunk I asked Marty to be our best man
Kris is an usher and bringing his big guns
And as bridesmaid Amber is bringing her cute buns
If Lakeside gets a flight she will join the gang
For the forum wedding at our farm..Gangbang ️xx️xx:):)xx
 
MJW1234 said:
We all missed you so much yesterday
Without you Spangle we lost our way
Im so glad you're back here and wanting to cuddle
Just hope our embrace doesn't leave a bean puddle
I have no problem Spangle being your bit of fluff
Although sharing you with a tractor will be a bit tough
While you and doggy were on the sand treading
Marty and Kris were planning our wedding
Im not sure if this was part of your plan
But drunk I asked Marty to be our best man
Kris is an usher and bringing his big guns
And as bridesmaid Amber is bringing her cute buns
If Lakeside gets a flight she will join the gang
For the forum wedding at our farm..Gangbang ️xx️xx:):)xx
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Lol excellent :p
 
If we wed at Gangbang Farm
Will our guests be safe from harm?
Kris has not one gun but two
What does he intend to do?
And then we have the lovely Marty
To give a speech at wedding party
Yes he is a lovely dude
I just hope he won't be rude
Amber is my bridesmaid sure
But will she eff off out the door
When PauliePaul gives her the nod
To go and sit upon his rod
Still Lakeside's here that is true
Unless she wants a piece of you
I'm so confused, I'm all agog
I think I'll marry the bloody dog!

:p
 
Spangle said:
If we wed at Gangbang Farm
Will our guests be safe from harm?
Kris has not one gun but two
What does he intend to do?
And then we have the lovely Marty
To give a speech at wedding party
Yes he is a lovely dude
I just hope he won't be rude
Amber is my bridesmaid sure
But will she eff off out the door
When PauliePaul gives her the nod
To go and sit upon his rod
Still Lakeside's here that is true
Unless she wants a piece of you
I'm so confused, I'm all agog
I think I'll marry the bloody dog!

:p
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Haha fantastic as always Splange..... But don't marry the dog I got the bean stains out my white suit especially for you lol ️xx️xx
 
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