Shitty ditties...

Spangle said:
MJ dear you don't need specs
I can see your lovely pecs
They're soft and round just like boobs
Oh yeah..not pecs..you have moobs :D
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My dear Spankums yes I have Moobs but everything is fine
While im sucking on your boobs today you can suck on mine ️xx️xx
 
Spangle said:
Bobinz is my name and I'm a happy chap
Sadly all I do right now is eat and take a crap
My daddy's name is MJ, my mummy she is Spangle
Although my daddy's not so sure, he gets into a wrangle
I've heard him call her Splange, sometimes Legpans too
Now he says 'my dear I think Spankums is more you'
I think my daddy's getting old, perhaps a bit confused
Cos there aren't many nicknames left that he has not yet used
I love my daddy though, I believe I've got his nose
Though I'm hoping it will look less red as the damn thing grows
I have three lovely uncles, Kris who crashes cars
Marty who spends all his time hanging out in bars
Paulie is another, but he's quite hard to find
My mum says he likes taking Amber from behind
I don't know what she means though so I pretend to laugh
In fact I laugh a lot at her cos she is rather daft
She took me out on the farm, showed me skies of blue
Then we met a great big tractor, she said 'he's your uncle too'
I didn't understand so I gazed at her with a smile
As she sat upon the tractor and wriggled for a while
I guess I've got a lot to learn, I hope I grow up fast
My mummy's getting on, I don't know how long she'll last
For now I'm happily suckling on my mummy's tit
My dad says 'son shove over, it's my turn for a bit!'

B RMPY C-W :)
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Bobinz my son im so glad to hear that you are very happy
Just take it easy on the beans and try not to fill your nappy
Yes Spangle is your mummy but sometimes I get confused
Ive called her many other names but mainly when im boozed
Splange and Legpans are just a few but Spankums is the best
So trying not to confuse you further please disregard the rest
To you she is mummy but Spangle is her name to all the others
But daddy gets to call her Spankums cause he and her are lovers
I know you don't want your nose so red as you start to grow
But son it may come in handy one dark night if it starts to glow
No more lifts in Kris's car just because you see his Porsche dashing
Every time he seems to drive one he nearly always ends up crashing
And as much as you like uncle Marty he won't be taking you to Cubs
Im not sure it's so good to be spending so much time with him in pubs
As you get much older you'll definitely understand why PauliePaul
Is forever asking Amberdoll to bend over while whipping out his tool
As for your mummy and daddy on this subject we are both united
We like having Amberdoll around because she gets us both excited
Your mummy Spangle is very daft it's true she's fun and makes us smile
She says she is fashionable and im sure flairs will one day be back in style
Im glad you've met our tractor but I hope mummy doesn't keep you waiting
While she revs up his engine and sits on his gearstick as he starts vibrating
One of your relations has left and gone away and now he's in a far off land
The only thing to remember him by are the spindly fingers on your hand
He's promised to ring you soon so you should hear from your uncle ET
But please come and tell me if you get a call from an engineer from BT
Mummy just couldn't control herself as he came to set up a connection
She apparently left the phone off the hook and engaged in his huge erection
Don't worry mummy's not really old but please don't listen to her claim
After a few vodka shots every year on her birthday that she's 21 again
When you grow you'll see that mummy will outlast us all without a doubt
As she works her way through the Karma Sutra and wears her lovers out
But for now just enjoy her raising you with me and suckling on her breast
Knowing at times I want the suck them too because mummy's milks the best ️xx:):)xx
 
Spangle said:
MJ dear that offer is kind
Not quite what I had in mind
Now if you don't mind hunnybun
Take a turn at feeding our son! ;)
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Sorry Spankums I can't help myself they always have this affect
Seeing your udders makes my mouth water and willy becomes erect
Of course I'll take him up to my moobs so he can have a nibble
But im giving him straight back if he bites and begins to dribble ️xx:)xx
 
MJW1234 said:
Bobinz my son im so glad to hear that you are very happy
Just take it easy on the beans and try not to fill your nappy
Yes Spangle is your mummy but sometimes I get confused
Ive called her many other names but mainly when im boozed
Splange and Legpans are just a few but Spankums is the best
So trying not to confuse you further please disregard the rest
To you she is mummy but Spangle is her name to all the others
But daddy gets to call her Spankums cause he and her are lovers
I know you don't want your nose so red as you start to grow
But son it may come in handy one dark night if it starts to glow
No more lifts in Kris's car just because you see his Porsche dashing
Every time he seems to drive one he nearly always ends up crashing
And as much as you like uncle Marty he won't be taking you to Cubs
Im not sure it's so good to be spending so much time with him in pubs
As you get much older you'll definitely understand why PauliePaul
Is forever asking Amberdoll to bend over while whipping out his tool
As for your mummy and daddy on this subject we are both united
We like having Amberdoll around because she gets us both excited
Your mummy Spangle is very daft it's true she's fun and makes us smile
She says she is fashionable and im sure flairs will one day be back in style
Im glad you've met our tractor but I hope mummy doesn't keep you waiting
While she revs up his engine and sits on his gearstick as he starts vibrating
One of your relations has left and gone away and now he's in a far off land
The only thing to remember him by are the spindly fingers on your hand
He's promised to ring you soon so you should hear from your uncle ET
But please come and tell me if you get a call from an engineer from BT
Mummy just couldn't control herself as he came to set up a connection
She apparently left the phone off the hook and engaged in his huge erection
Don't worry mummy's not really old but please don't listen to her claim
After a few vodka shots every year on her birthday that she's 21 again
When you grow you'll see that mummy will outlast us all without a doubt
As she works her way through the Karma Sutra and wears her lovers out
But for now just enjoy her raising you with me and suckling on her breast
Knowing at times I want the suck them too because mummy's milks the best ️xx:):)xx
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Another corker.. love how you got BT man in :p
 
I love to see a BT van
Diving down the road
I wonder if that fix-it man
Has a heavy load
A couple of loaded missiles
In his BT truck
I give him lots of smiles
And ask if we could formulate an opinion on why my signal is so poor :D
 
Spangle said:
I love to see a BT van
Diving down the road
I wonder if that fix-it man
Has a heavy load
A couple of loaded missiles
In his BT truck
I give him lots of smiles
And ask if we could formulate an opinion on why my signal is so poor :D
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Haha you are a genius Spankums I love everything you write...you're the Beatrix Potter of naughty rhymes ️xx️xx
 
Spangle said:
I love to see a BT van
Diving down the road
I wonder if that fix-it man
Has a heavy load
A couple of loaded missiles
In his BT truck
I give him lots of smiles
And ask if we could formulate an opinion on why my signal is so poor :D
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Every day as I eat my shreddies from my breakfast bowl
I keep an eye out for a man climbing a big telecom pole
It's not because we have a problem with our phone line
Because as far as im aware everything is working just fine
The reason i am looking out to see if the BT man's around
Is because of a week ago when I came home and I found
A view of you Id hoped never to see again and thought had passed
He was giving you a buzz and you were shimmying up his mast ️xx:p:pxx
 
MJW1234 said:
Every day as I eat my shreddies from my breakfast bowl
I keep an eye out for a man climbing a big telecom pole
It's not because we have a problem with our phone line
Because as far as im aware everything is working just fine
The reason i am looking out to see if the BT man's around
Is because of a week ago when I came home and I found
A view of you Id hoped never to see again and thought had passed
He was giving you a buzz and you were shimmying up his mast ️xx:p:pxx
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Shimmying up his mast...love it LMAO :p
 
Oh dear hubby you are mistaken
That man's pole was already taken
I worked my way up, north not south
To find Amberdoll had him in her mouth
I slid back down with a long sigh
To find Bombaybadboy saying hiii
He said gimme fii dollar an I will play
Well I was aghast, what could I say?
I gave his offer some serious thought
Before saying dude I'm a little short
How bout tu dollar if I cum fast
We haggled a bit and then at last
We settled on free dollar for some licks
And a little ass play in the mix :p
 
Spangle said:
Oh dear hubby you are mistaken
That man's pole was already taken
I worked my way up, north not south
To find Amberdoll had him in her mouth
I slid back down with a long sigh
To find Bombaybadboy saying hiii
He said gimme fii dollar an I will play
Well I was aghast, what could I say?
I gave his offer some serious thought
Before saying dude I'm a little short
How bout tu dollar if I cum fast
We haggled a bit and then at last
We settled on free dollar for some licks
And a little ass play in the mix :p
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PMSL this is one of my favourites Spankums, so funny I spat out my shreddies ️xx:p:p:p:pyou are very talented ️xx
 
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