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Wednesday, meaning Woden’s Day

Woden aka Wotan aka Odin, commonly known as Thor’s dad and patriarch of the Norse gods. Typical god patriarch behavior of manipulation, seduction, violence, and childish petulance

So Wednesday’s namesake does kinda suck

But Wednesday itself is also Hump Day, more than halfway through the week. Can also be called Wandsday which is ofc fun times

So Wednesday in general isn’t too bad!
 
Today is Wednesday

You frickin suck!
Our sincerest apologies, [valued customer].

We here at GoodYear, Inc. strive to make each day that we produce for our subscribers great, good, or, at minimum, gettable-through. We're sorry to hear that today's Wednesday has failed to deliver on that promise for you! Sometimes, well, things happen... One of the factory workers nods off at the conveyor belt and a spanner falls into the timespan, etc. We promise to remedy that (as advised slash insisted upon by our team of attorneys)!

Rest assured! We are hard at work on another Wednesday! One that meets our rigorous standards of excellence as well as protects us from litigation per our team of consumer fraud consultants. Once completed, we shall ship that replacement Wednesday directly to your door from the factory floor, at minimal cost to you. It shall arrive in, oh, say... about a week.

In perpetuity,
- GoodYear, Inc.
"Not every day is a great day, but hopefully good enough so we don't get sued (again)!"
 
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